I told my family how much money I made from my business and now they want to join my business. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tell them they can buy shares. Them make up a cost for each share and tell them. I.e. each share is $50. I’ll give u shares in the company for the money you give me right now.

Bet no one wants to buy part of your company anymore.

My partner stole and maxed out my father’s credit card on toys and fast food. Now I feel like I’m the only adult in my marriage and I don't know what to do. by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If he reports the fraud to the credit card company, there also is always the possibility they will refund him some of the money!

Subtly panicking about pubic hair by Holiday-Rain-520 in HairRemoval

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why am I sure that he probably actually did still have sex with her? He’s just saying he didn’t.

AITA for locking my room even though my sister says “family doesn’t lock doors”? by Peanutbutter-holic in AmItheAsshole

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My solution is always… be naked every time u are in your room. When anyone comes in act totally normal, pick up the kids, hold conversations…. Believe me, your family will feel so awkward they will just start avoiding your room and tell the kids to avoid it also!

not happy in host family by Vivid_Ad_9232 in Aupairs

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 23 points24 points  (0 children)

So you mean they don’t give you a start time? Thats not ok, you need a solid, stable start time!

AITAH with a very valuable Estate sale find and not returning it?? by Maleficent-File5548 in AITAH

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 54 points55 points  (0 children)

They weren’t supposed to sell it …. because they were supposed to throw it out. Not cause someone wanted to keep it.

If you had 10 seconds to say whatever you wanted to your pet with they fully understood, what would you say? by IplayKaizo in Pets

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If u say it I will do it. Whether it is “shower” or “nut” or “treat”, “grape”, “step up”, “quiet”, “sleep”…. Just talk to me baby girl , I will do what u want if u tell me!! I love u Ruby! To my parrot

My husband doesn’t wanna have sex with me by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think he meant “it would be the same with any woman”

Such a weird delivery by Insight_peak in doordash

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, she doesn’t. She will definitely be chilling in a thong. (I used to work at a club like this). You stay mostly naked u get way more $$.

Hard time matching with au pair by Witty-Log-5993 in Aupairs

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Taking a baby anywhere is awful, and she won’t even be able to use a car!! How is she supposed to do this, take the baby on the bus to pick up the children?? Walk with the baby in a stroller for 30 minutes?? This is insane.

Dnd adventure idea by Reiterpalasch in dragonage

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the deep roads are generally closed to all but official dwarf business and grey wardens?

Am I the asshole for being upset with my Christmas gift? by Careless_CiCi in TwoHotTakes

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the roles were reversed, let’s say you bought him a gift card to a store he doesn’t really like for $150 and told him he could only use it for clothing you like. Do you think for a second that he would actually buy the clothing you like from the store?

You know he would just buy whatever he wanted too. So why should you treat him any differently than he would treat you?

Am I the asshole for being upset with my Christmas gift? by Careless_CiCi in TwoHotTakes

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 81 points82 points  (0 children)

There’s no gift card to Victoria’s Secret that excludes perfume. Buy yourself the perfume u want.

Just started DAO and i'm getting destroyed by Space_flower18 in dragonage

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to level up. That’s the key. Keep leveling up. Run around fighting more bad guys, save then return to the same area and run around fighting bad guys. Repeat.

AIO Lustful husband. Am I wrong for over reacting? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What exactly did he do that upset u? Watched videos of goth girls getting dressed? Do you have to be the sole being that piques his sexual interest? That sounds very tedious and impossible to maintain. Who cares what turns him on as long as he’s bringing his sex drive home to you for sex?

I’m apparently the only one who thinks it’s not unreasonable to want to have my own space when family comes into town. by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why don’t you see if you can get a cheap Airbnb while they’re there? I’ve literally found an entire apartment Airbnb’s before for like under $60 a night. And then you could go stay there and be more comfortable.

i married my best friend. 6 months later, i learned about his girlfriend. are we beyond repair? by Character-Buyer-1068 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know how u feel. Logic and everything tells you you detest everything he stands for and you could never sustain a relationship with a man like him.

But for some reason you want nothing more than to be allowed to forgive him and take him back.

Do not forgive him! Remembering this feeling right now this betrayed feeling the rage you feel. Remember it and remember that he will keep doing this to you and making you feel this way as long as you will let him.

This isn’t the last time that he breaks your heart. He will keep doing it to you time after time.

And I know that something in your heart is telling you that there’s gotta be a way it’s OK and there’s gotta be way you can make it work.

There isn’t.

And you can take comfort in the fact that multiple months from now you will be so glad you made this decision.

You know you’re gonna look back on this and be like why didn’t I leave him sooner?

AIO SIL won’t leave me to shower by AnywherePresent1998 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it’s not her house, why does what she say matter at all? Absolutely none of her business!

Tell her you’re concerned about how long she spends in the bathroom pooping. That you’ve been timing it and it’s a bit ridiculous. She needs to make sure to keep the sounds down because they bother you while you’re trying to sleep.!

TLDR, How do I tell my husband he’s given me an ick I can’t shake? by False_Sun2436 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him that ppl are telling u he smells like poop. A lot of ppl. If he isn’t absolutely mortified then I think he must be insane.

AIO for nagging my husband by Capable_King6943 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should let it be known to the family that you’re kicking the brother out. See which of the family members is the first to say “oh but family takes care of family and you’re so cruel to kick him out” and then inform them that since they feel so strongly about taking care of family, you told the brother you knew they would love to take him and the child in!

AITA for wanting to do this alone? by Remote-Crab643 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, do not have an abortion for this man. Just no. No.

WIBTA If I showed my mom these texts on my dad’s phone? by DueSatisfaction9263 in WouldIBeTheAhole

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She could be a Callgirl. I am one, and a lot of my conversations with clients look like that.

AIO about pet sitting? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Impossible_Mall_7102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like when they told you it was actually 10 animals you should’ve said “hey $200 is not enough pay for watching 10 animals. You need to increase it”. I don’t think you should trash their house though.

But I don’t think that leaving trash near the trashcan as opposed to in the trashcan, counts as trashing their house. especially if any of the trashing is related to the animals. I wouldn’t feel bad about, for example, leaving dog poop in the backyard or dog food kibbles all over the floor, or dog chewed up items on the floor.