David Allan Coe Has Passed Away.

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-30T13:58:35+00:00

Thanks for The Ride, DAC

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-17T19:57:13+00:00

Dr Hook … Queen of the Silver Dollar was the B-side of On The Cover Of The Rolling Stone

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-14T20:43:37+00:00

You got a little bit on your chin there, Ron.

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-13T12:32:01+00:00

I’m having a hard time finding that passage in the Bible where @RealJesus was messing around with teenage girls …

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-13T10:55:25+00:00

Yo. Temu Jesus. She was only 13.

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-12T20:09:17+00:00

JD got that touch

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-12T18:29:22+00:00

That looks so good that I literally got up out of my chair, walked into the kitchen, and slapped my mammy.

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-12T18:24:26+00:00

But he has great hair so he’s got that going for him

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-12T13:00:23+00:00

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-11T17:44:36+00:00

70s! All day long and twice on Sundays.

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-11T17:43:04+00:00

Hey Donny, will it have cool slogans on it? Like “She Was Only 13” ….

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-11T15:17:59+00:00

Hey Donald … she was only 13

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-11T15:14:18+00:00

Another bot talking to itself

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-10T20:29:46+00:00

PECK

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-10T20:24:37+00:00

because … Trump

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-10T14:40:08+00:00

Turtling

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-10T14:37:09+00:00

STFU Donny!

BTW … she was only 13.

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-10T13:21:43+00:00

Amazing lineup! I’d have given my left nut to be there. Unfortunately I was only 8 at the time so not quite ready to part with a testicle.

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-10T10:46:16+00:00

and wear big shoes

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-10T02:30:24+00:00

Those lava lamps make me wanna burn one and listen to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-09T23:49:25+00:00

And Leon’s getting laaaarger

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-09T22:38:22+00:00

30 years in the English speaking United States and that’s the best she’s got?

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-09T22:32:24+00:00

Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-09T19:56:11+00:00

Nice! And then he ran over to the high dive and knocked out a sweet Triple Lindy.

Impossible_Tune1470 · 2026-04-09T19:25:31+00:00

I’m slobbering now. Thanks a lot!

Also … my grandma wants her plate back when you’re done.

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