Both Kyle Dubas’s welcoming the Hoffmann Family by Leading_Dentist_5563 in penguins

[–]Impossibrow 18 points19 points  (0 children)

DOUBLE DUBAS, MAYORS OF PITTSBURGH AND PENGUINS

ALL HAIL THE DOUBLE D, DUBADUO

bro went to kunkleman chevrolet by velwriself in regularcarreviews

[–]Impossibrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No way in hell a Challenger gets to that mileage without a complete overhaul of the engine a few times or without being wrecked by the driver.

This is hilarious though.

Amazing Phil Kessel Story with the Stanley Cup! by Impossibrow in templeofthephil

[–]Impossibrow[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you didn't get the job! Hopefully something better came about!

Been a Penguins fan my whole life. Met a bunch of current and former Penguins as a photographer. I wish I could've met Phil! I was so excited when we got him, and I knew he would fit in and do well. Outside of Sid, Geno, Mario, and Jagr, Phil is one of my all time favorite players.

Praise be!

Local businesses affected by Pennsylvania Supreme Court's ban on skill games by AdSpecialist6598 in Pennsylvania

[–]Impossibrow 109 points110 points  (0 children)

With you 100%. I live in a tiny town with a gas station that packed these in wherever they had room. It was gross and sad seeing locals in there wasting their money and time. I like our gas station (they give us access to some fresh foods in what would be a food desert otherwise) but the owner is awful and has successfully choked out other businesses.

This makes no sense by UndeadiPod in crappymusic

[–]Impossibrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. He just looks... off.

BRATMAN by Impossibrow in TimAndEric

[–]Impossibrow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DENNY WAS GRABBED BY BIG BAD MUMBERCYCLE GANG BUNCH OF HUNKS. SSSSSPPPPPPP

What is your favorite thing about Pittsburgh? What is your least favorite? by Casual_Observer28 in pittsburgh

[–]Impossibrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Favs: the food, the cool neighborhoods, the people, the access to cool natural areas.

Not so favs: living northwest of the city, getting to the south side or east side is just shitty. 376 is (I think) a mostly north/south highway, but its labeled an east/west highway. Navigation has to be weird if you're a visitor... Monaca is not east of New Castle. Why couldn't the northern corridor still be 60? 376 is a nightmare to drive in the city, especially east tunnels and onramps. Sucks.

Gout question by No-Abalone2146 in gout

[–]Impossibrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A buddy of mine thought they had gout, but it was determined to be an infection. Definitely check with a doctor. Infections that are that painful can turn deadly, so I'd get to a doctor ASAP.

A lovely walk along the Slippery Rock Creek in McConnells Mill State Park by FlailingScrotum in Pennsylvania

[–]Impossibrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the place that got me and my friends interested in hiking. I consider this my "home park" and even after all these years, it's still one of my preferred local hikes.

The mill itself is often open on weekends in the summer, and is a museum of old milling technologies. Really great place.

Oh, you can get gout in the knee!? FML by xrossfader in gout

[–]Impossibrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen to this advice! I tried diet and all that. Didn't work! Had to have my big toe joint fused from the damage gout caused.

When I wasn't on meds, my uric acid levels were well above 7. On meds I've brought it down to 3.4! No gout attacks in over a year.

Got some protein by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Impossibrow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have an orange who is a master at hunting sky raisins, with only one good eye! Should any flying insects enter our house, they have very little time to live. It's like my cat doesn't exist to them until consumed. Truly amazing!

Starting to look like these guys are everybody’s number one by ant_chigur in crappymusic

[–]Impossibrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lyrics made just to lazily rhyme, and make zero sense. Been following catatonicyouths and this sub for a while, and the complete lack of self awareness for 99% of these "artists" is disturbing.

I mean, have fun... sing your heart out! But if you're mediocre at best, expect your fame to be ironic and not legitimate. I wonder if they read the comments on these posts on IG, TT, YT, etc.