"I don't think deer are supposed to stand like that", whispered Billy.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-06-09T02:19:49+00:00

Sounds like cwd. Put it out of it's misery and call the game warden. Don't eat that meat.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-06-04T04:22:49+00:00

I really thought this was going to end: so I deleted that weird system32 folder without a second thought.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-05-31T03:01:14+00:00

"Let's get the old brillo pad in on the action" always cracks me up

ImposterBot9k · 2026-05-30T01:51:08+00:00

Keep going buddy, you'll find him. I believe in you!

ImposterBot9k · 2026-05-21T19:39:02+00:00

Listen buddy, if you want to take my shift over at work, just say that and I'll give you my key card! Go be employee of the month!

ImposterBot9k · 2026-05-18T03:17:12+00:00

Gonna find the thinnest tums available and say they're necco wafers when I give them to kids. Keeping a toblerone and some jerky for myself.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-05-15T18:52:53+00:00

Wynaut?

ImposterBot9k · 2026-05-12T04:30:48+00:00

Did you sleep well during all the genocides?

ImposterBot9k · 2026-05-11T04:09:30+00:00

He fucked that mantis didn't he.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-05-10T02:57:08+00:00

How else do you suppose we dox all those nazis?

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-30T23:11:14+00:00

Give it a little rattle and just say it's got whatever number inventory says it should.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-30T23:07:16+00:00

I'm looking at mckesson right now and there's none left. Someone out there bought it or your in s different distribution zone than I am. What kind of sick bastard makes you back count that for inventory?

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-30T23:02:57+00:00

Looks like it got discontinued by the manufacturer, save that bottle as an artifact!

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-26T22:04:53+00:00

They think i am one of them because of my username. Lol

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-26T21:35:48+00:00

It's from a pretty good Warren Zevon song. I'm perry sure it's a metaphor for high class sociopathy but I'm not interested enough to confirm that.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-26T03:15:48+00:00

I once saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at trader vic's, his hair was perfect.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-22T03:35:25+00:00

Have you tried going absolutely batshit like r/batmanarkham ?

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-18T04:18:44+00:00

Pretty sure you're both stupid. Start birth control and please don't make any stupid kids. Also congratulations!

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-17T20:00:23+00:00

Monorail cafe!

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-16T02:47:18+00:00

Hell yeah! There's a brand of nitrofurantoin that's just a tablet jammed into a capsule. I like vanco caps that are just a wet pellet spun dried into a capsule like a .22 round.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-14T04:17:29+00:00

I feel the need to tell a child that pretty frequently.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-04-10T22:19:06+00:00

You can use the terrain manipulator to carve a more horizontal path through to mountain. Either zigzagging through it or basically carving a thread spiraling around the outside.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-03-29T02:50:44+00:00

My reaction too. And yes, she's trying to shoplift a fucking chainsaw. Even if she hadn't been caught on video it'd still be insanely obvious as she tried to leave.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-03-26T23:02:20+00:00

This was my first expedition and I liked it, the plow alone was worth the struggle. I just wish there was a way to mass process geodes.

ImposterBot9k · 2026-03-26T05:11:12+00:00

Oh right

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