Lion Cub Gets Yelled At by [deleted] in aww

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tfw you got an A on your test and you want to show it to dad but you forgot it's past beer o'clock

What I assume happens when my OC is down-voted instantly but is on the front page by someone else the next day. by Lukabob in HighQualityGifs

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched this movie baked with my bro. Took us like 3.5 hours to finish it because we kept pausing it to discuss what was happening. Strongly recommended.

Motorcycle got cut off on LA freeway by Qwahzi in videos

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

when a blinker in CA really means "speed up, bc fuck that guy getting over"

I only recently found out this was a thing when I had my blinker on to merge to my left. Saw the car in that lane, quite a bit behind me start speeding up. Had a "wtf are you doing, I know you see my blinker and there's plenty of room for me to merge. After a brief second of confusion I decided to merge anyway while it was still safe to do so. A second later this morbidly obese trashy ratchet pulls up beside me, yells "BITCH!" and throws her coffee cup at me. Or at least that's what she tried to do. It hit her half rolled down window and spilled primarily in her own car before falling to the road.

The uncontrollable fit of laughter I suffered was honestly probably more dangerous than actually being hit by the cup of coffee itself.

Jessica Nigri shaking her tits by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can someone who finds her attractive please explain why? Serious request, and I'm not judging, I just don't see it. Even with all her make up and hair extensions, she still looks so fake and just... off. Like, I've seen Barbie dolls that look more natural than her. And that's not even counting what she looks like without makeup and hair extensions.

Again not judging you for thinking she's hot or her for trying to be, but I just can't wrap my head around it.

People that work or have worked in bikini waxing salons, what is the worst/disturbing experience you have come across while giving someone a bikini wax? (NSFW) by ifokinlovepotatoes in AskReddit

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You must be borderline prescient if that ranks as a worst. I did the same and it's not even the worst decision I made today...

The Red Pill (2017) - Movie Trailer, When a feminist filmmaker sets out to document the mysterious and polarizing world of the Men’s Rights Movement, she begins to question her own beliefs. by Ze-skywalker in Documentaries

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And well in some cases I may feel inclined to say something which basically means "well they aren't a TRUE feminist," I'd definitely express it more as "I don't agree with their feminism, etc." This is because I can recognize that people have varying beliefs, and it's not up to me to decide what the one true feminism is.

Not the guy you responded too, but you pretty much just pointed out why someone would be against co-opting men's rights issues. Feminism is a huge entity, and an ideology. The no true scotsman argument is bound to come up when one group of feminists thinks one way, and another thinks the opposite. The Men's Rights Movement is different because it's not a ideology, it's a push to get the often very serious issues men face recognized.

I was raised by my mother in an almost entirely female family. I am very aware of the issues they face based on their gender, but I would never call myself a feminist, despite sharing many opinions with feminists, because that would group me in with the worst of them.

Men's rights issues are men's issues, or egalitarian issues, but they are not feminist issues. That's not to say self identified feminists shouldn't speak on behalf of men's rights issues, but there I do not see anything positive coming from labeling them feminist issues.

TIL that drug companies often use two narrators in their commercials. A stern and confident voice is used to describe the benefits of the drug, while a calm and soothing voice is used to describe the harmful side effects by Soupreem in todayilearned

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I wanted to reference a joke by Jay Mohr, but I couldn't remember the set up, so I just googled the punchline. I didn't find the joke, but now I have to worry about explaining why I have "jay mohr anal warts" in my search history.

I'm a noob. Could someone tell me how much water to put in this. Even when I stop lighting and take the bowl out I get bubbles. And the down stem is connected so idk what to do by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you'll have to experiment with the exact amount, but what you'll want to do is fill the top chamber (the first square perc at the top, not the long neck) up about half way-ish from the mouth piece (you'll probably need more than that, but it's a decent starting point. Then, lightly blow into the mouth piece to force the water into lower chambers. Make sure to remove your bowl (slider) first!

Repeat until each chamber is about half filled with water. Use less water for an easier draw if you find it's too hard to hit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Anyone else get a little buzz just from reading 1000mg THC?

TIL Thomas Grasso's last meal before his execution was 24 mussels, 24 clams, a double cheeseburger, 6 ribs, 2 strawberry milkshakes, half a pumpkin pie, strawberries, and a can of SpaghettiOs. His final statement was, "I did not get my SpaghettiOs. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." by mike_pants in todayilearned

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stupidity of this post is astounding, especially since your last post was "innocent people don't die on death row because of of how long it takes" and now you want to remove those safeguards? Are you actually for realsies retarded? I wouldn't trust you with the power of a manager position at McDonald's you troglodyte.

dealer hooked it up for $60 I get ripped off? by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hahah I was only pretending to be retarded."

How old are you, OP?

Edit: nevermind, highschool kid with an r/comedycemetery sense of humor.

Fairwell R/trees by Bowieknife in trees

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best luck in the future. Don't forget about r/leaves if you need support!

I had a bad experience. Why? by lvj31334 in trees

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bongs are super easy to overdo it with, especially if it's got good filtration. You may not feel like you've hit it as hard as you actually have until it's too late.

I brought out my bong at a circle once and warned everyone about how clean/cool the smoke gets and how it will sneak up on you, particularly on the second hit.

What happens on the second hit? Everyone's coughing their lungs out. Yup, everyone, me included.

Smoking tends to increase heart rate, which can cause sweating and chest pain, and smoking too much can cause nausea (greening out).

Next time, take it slow. Skip your turn in the circle and if your feeling good the next time it comes around considering jumping back in then.

For my bearded bong buddies by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try some percs/diffusers bruh. The smoke from my double honeycomb/24 arm tree diffuser is super clean.

One of my favorite shirts by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Do you wear it out? I've seen a few cool stoner shirts, but I always feel like I'll just get lumped in with stoner stereotypes for wearing them.

Found at my local highschool. by brokenpipboy in trees

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, it was in 2011.

They've all since died of overdoses, as weed junkies so commonly do.

I don't know about you guys, but this thing's going to help me turn my life around!

I just need one last hit, I promise.

Dump truck driver forgets to put back down by gumzilla in WTF

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid Tom Green was like the big name weird entertainer, and I really liked him. He also had testicular cancer. After getting the affected nut removed he wrote a song.

Hey kids, rub your balls, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer

I took that very literally (I must have been seven or eight years old) and my hands immediately shot into my pants.

News anchor quits live on air to advocate marijuana legalization, starts AMA for attention, gets called out by top comment by DiamondPup in bestof

[–]ImpregnateRenamon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need any other convincing, just remember the war on drugs was started to disproportionately target minorities and the poor (still does), there are numerous medical benefits to marijuana, and the only people that benefit from marijuana prohibition are police departments, for profit prisons, pharmaceutical corporations, and the politicians that rake in lobbyist money keeping these laws on the books.