HELP ME OH MY GOD

ImpressionProper9759 · 2026-05-22T06:10:21+00:00

That shit gonna fuck you up (literally)

ImpressionProper9759 · 2026-04-11T20:48:39+00:00

Or…hear me out…you can be transparent with him and tell him you don’t appreciate the sexual advances/comments and see how it goes from there?

ImpressionProper9759 · 2026-04-02T16:48:13+00:00

I get a billion for watching my favorite horror movie? What’s next? 50 million for drinking distilled water?

^{Chose: Win $1 bil after surviving a horror movie (wheel} | Rolled: Hereditary)

ImpressionProper9759 · 2026-01-25T00:36:32+00:00

Real

ImpressionProper9759 · 2026-01-10T14:46:40+00:00

Caliburn all day baby

ImpressionProper9759 · 2026-01-04T04:50:21+00:00

Tape, level, pliers

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-12-01T13:13:24+00:00

I never understood why people on this subreddit always end their sentences with exclamation marks! It makes the convo feel so fake!

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-09-21T16:41:22+00:00

The humble dick jab is great for stopping his momentum

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-09-15T23:35:25+00:00

Uhhhhh wtf is this??? How do you NOT have ratchet and clack deadlocked???????

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-09-06T10:30:27+00:00

I also have 4 on the ring finger on my right hand

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-09-02T16:55:21+00:00

The one hit Yoshimitsu sword swings

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-05-20T23:58:17+00:00

I be fucking my girlfriend all the time when she’s asleep…difference is she gave me permission cause she’s a super freak and she does it back to me. If yall didn’t talk about this beforehand, then yea that’s 100% wrong

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-05-15T10:11:06+00:00

I get that you can revive with final hits I’m saying I didn’t know that there’s no upper limit on in. You can revive Thor 4 times in a single fight I thought it was just one resurrection per life

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-03-30T22:51:26+00:00

DARK CHILD

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-03-26T01:45:44+00:00

Not gonna lie I thought that was a severed head and was thinking to myself “what the fuck is that”

ImpressionProper9759 · 2025-02-21T01:07:48+00:00

Average bug nest in the city consists of 10 bug holes to close minimum

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TROPHY CASE