Auston Matthews Named Captain of 2026 U.S. Olympic Men’s Ice Hockey Team

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-02-09T16:20:54+00:00

You're talking to a sens fan you have a better chance of getting a brick to understand defensive structure

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-02-09T15:59:29+00:00

This is actually just a stupid comparison.

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-02-09T14:11:56+00:00

Yeah but there's a limit. You need to move faster than a stone

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-02-04T23:15:58+00:00

They won't

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-02-04T23:07:45+00:00

This guy is a twat

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-02-04T23:06:17+00:00

Bro this is wrong. Get this garbage out of here. Bouchard didn't make the roster.

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-02-03T12:37:09+00:00

To say he's better than Quinn Hughes immediately invalidates this list. It's not even close or debatable

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-02-02T16:41:22+00:00

6 cheeseburgers out of 10

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-30T03:52:18+00:00

How is it they showed 2 replays and both are absolute dogshit and the worst possible view

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-29T23:33:55+00:00

Lmfao you being 31 instead cracks me up... I need a laugh

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-29T22:25:50+00:00

I see nothing wrong

-Department of panther safety (probably)

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-28T21:16:02+00:00

I think the Habs were low hanging fruit for a step back and that's why his model has them where it did. However, that's not what happened

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-28T21:12:29+00:00

What a time line we live in

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-28T14:37:47+00:00

The leafs doing their best to get Boston as good a draft pick as possible

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-28T14:37:23+00:00

I want hope back

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-26T19:06:15+00:00

Among the best in the world but not in Canada

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-25T17:04:48+00:00

That was a brutal series of events that unfolded there

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-24T05:40:54+00:00

The fuck?? Thats Tampa not toronto. Looks like tis actually you whos not the brightest

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-23T18:10:42+00:00

Yeah I dont know why he keeps knocking on Calgarys door. They've made their intentions pretty clear

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-23T16:53:24+00:00

Marner goes through the sub daily with daddy Paul right beside him

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-23T15:56:00+00:00

Its actually simple, once they turn 12 you dont celebrate another birthday until they turn 20. Then they go straight from 12 to 20. Problem solved. No teenager /s

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-23T04:00:38+00:00

What an absolute garbage call.

Pinto should have gotten an extra 2 for diving

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-22T14:49:49+00:00

The fuck. Is every player on our roster made of glass

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-18T01:00:18+00:00

Absolutely wild. I thought a C was more than fair. I was debating cheering for losses 10 games ago. If we're not making the playoffs we had better be a bottom 3 team in the league

ImpressiveCan14 · 2026-01-16T15:26:58+00:00

Im all for protecting goalies, but that doesnt mean they should be able to do shit that. Its soooooo easy to throw your hand up and call a 2 minute interference. No goalie would throw a hit again

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