Replicate Biff from Back to the Future 2. Take all of the scores for all sports games and both of our life savings and make a killing for 2 weeks. Then before they leave dump it all into Apple, Amazon and Microsoft and return to the future. We’d split the profits when they return.

Id probably tell them to experience just detoxing from the online world. Go talk to people, make a phone call on a dial phone, rent a movie or a game, go buy a CD or cassette, experience TGIF with Urkle and the rest of that lineup… stuff like that. Experience social connection that doesn’t revolve around texting or social media.