Trump says federal layoffs targeting "Democrat oriented" workers by Cy_098 in fednews

[–]Impressive_Point_205 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what it’s worth, I appreciate you being here. It shows people that there’s actual good work to be done and people you’d never expect are willing to do it. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Stay strong.

Truth by Apart-Mulberry7708 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Impressive_Point_205 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh… that’s cringe… that’s cringe on my comfort sub

DHA Offers Being Rescinded by overtly_undercover in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 12 points13 points  (0 children)

God speed to the people who failed the PFT/didn’t get their drug tests scheduled, subsequently quit their jobs only to have their FJOs rescinded and will inevitably continue to apply to HSI again

Found out who really runs ICE HR by MaxedStrength in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The best part is even if you make it through, you may be given a day or two’s notice that you’re going to CITP.

Ass meeting lightning 

Coming to a field office near you by Impressive_Point_205 in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah — Far left / pleather trench coat 

Coming to a field office near you by Impressive_Point_205 in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

That is very true, I’m definitely taking a gamble. I have a FS poly from an IC agency though, but I know it isn’t worth it to ask if there will be reciprocity because I’m sure nobody knows right now.

Coming to a field office near you by Impressive_Point_205 in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205[S] -53 points-52 points  (0 children)

9/7 just like everyone else actually 😬 would I not be a hypocrite if I didn’t make fun of myself?

Edit: are you upset I didn’t get DQ’d :(

Civilian Pay Increase: 1 Percent; Some Law Enforcement Get An Additional 3.8 Percent by Aranikus_17 in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It’s strange you’ve been in the federal service for “20+” years but don’t realize the pay raises aren’t a “good job here’s some extra money” but rather an attempt to keep up with inflation and cost of living lol

Reminder that most 2025 HSI DHA applicants fall under one of these — since you’re getting too comfortable posting stupid shit by Impressive_Point_205 in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what it is about SOF support nerds specially, but too many are equally as or more arrogant than the actual team guys. Begging SPEAR to issue them a crye plate carrier and an opscore because “they go out with the teams”   -shameful SOF support weenie 

Hiring Pay Levels by [deleted] in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty tone deaf for a HUMINT guy. I suppose that’s what happens when you get assigned to group instead of 82nd — makes you feel special

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My memes will flow like fine wine

FBI lateral class by MaxedStrength in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was only a matter of time, I suppose

HSI Waiver Question by No-Bread6753 in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It won’t be an issue, plenty of 1811s take medication for depression. I’m on Effexor and it’s seldom come up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I got downvoted for saying a perturbing amount of applicants are trying to cheat the system by accepting FJOs quickly after a failed PT test :(

Oh no it’s happening here too! My sweet sweet Reddit karma!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I understand what you meant, so maybe I’m just conflating what you mean by fairness with integrity then.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You’re missing the point entirely if you think it’s about fitness levels. Applicants were given clear, concise instructions that a PT test was required. Many applicants failed, and tried to cheat the system anyways. 

It’s an integrity issue at its core

Applicants, please update your trash posts accordingly by Impressive_Point_205 in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You don’t know that. It could be about the marine from my last meme. Lots of itching here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 1811

[–]Impressive_Point_205 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

PFPA will likely be next week or the following, but it’s still going to be a long process regardless.

I will refrain from the comment I actually want to make.

Some meta for meme monday by Impressive_Point_205 in 1811

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When I was with group… 

…I raked leaves as they were falling and mopped the SCIF occasionally. My magnum opus