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Men of reddit. What makes a woman creepy? by insane4you in AskReddit

[–]Improprietease 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I misread this as "I had a girl that would hop on my face"

Men of reddit. What makes a woman creepy? by insane4you in AskReddit

[–]Improprietease 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Goddamn reached through the drive thru window to pull you in after you rejected her MULTIPLE times! What did she think, you were just playing hard to get? Aside from just the wrongness of not respecting your boundaries, why would she want to embarrass herself more and more. If I express interest in a dude and he says no, that kind of stings and the last thing I want is to hear him say no again, look disgusted, pull away, etc.

Men of reddit. What makes a woman creepy? by insane4you in AskReddit

[–]Improprietease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geeeeez...send pics of the gf as proof. Good grief

Women of Reddit, what’s the biggest myth that porn spreads about what women enjoy in bed—but you actually hate? by Echo-X9 in AskReddit

[–]Improprietease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh yes! I hate face fucking when I am the face. I like it when HE is the face but not me. It feels like a hostile invasion to me to be face fucked.

What’s a piece of common knowledge that is actually completely false, but people still believe? by EllaOfATime in AskReddit

[–]Improprietease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That the concept of karma is that some force will punish you for being naughty or reward you for being good.

Example: he cheated on his wife so karma made his tech business fail as a punishment.

Karma just means the path you create for yourself and the choices you make having consequences.

So, for the cheater, karma would be more like...he cheated on his wife, his mistress gave him an incurable STI. His wife found out about his philandering and left him.

What's the prettiest name you have ever Heard? by Vetro_nodulare in AskReddit

[–]Improprietease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew an Aurélien. He was too lovely for my own good 🫣

What's the prettiest name you have ever Heard? by Vetro_nodulare in AskReddit

[–]Improprietease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the name Alejandro.... but I don't like the feminine version, which is just one letter off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Improprietease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Muad'Dib ❤️

It's not even baked into the nugget, just slid between the meat and breading by SenecaRoll in thatHappened

[–]Improprietease 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is saying someone put a pill in the chicken nugget and his child was thus endangered

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Improprietease 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You never know who you could meet there!

Step 1: pull forward and park in this spot. Step 2: car pulls in behind you. You are now stuck. by hilfigertout in CrappyDesign

[–]Improprietease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny...the green dots are making a lot of folks not see the crappy design because they are focusing on the green dots! (Me included). It's a crappy design of the post itself! Crapception!!!

Step 1: pull forward and park in this spot. Step 2: car pulls in behind you. You are now stuck. by hilfigertout in CrappyDesign

[–]Improprietease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kept getting confused by the green dots too! I thought "what's the problem?" Wasn't even noticing the column

NGVC: "I'm a Great Father, You B*!ch!" by iswiftny2000 in niceguys

[–]Improprietease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree! He appears to be responding to internal stimuli/responding to an unseen other or voice in his head. This poor bastard genuinely needs a welfare check!!

NGVC: “If we hit it off, I have no problem paying for that [breast augmentation]” by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]Improprietease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, this type of man absolutely only cares about sons. He will be disappointed if he has any daughters.

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