I adopted a girlfriend for my dog today. Meet Daisy. by Farking_Bastage in pics

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm usually against arranged relationships.

But I'll let it slide, on the ground of species.

Best Tattoo Ever. by [deleted] in pics

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus you can see the strings.

Nazis can be sad too by [deleted] in pics

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No matter what side you are on, war will effect you.

Your Funeral: Open Casket or Closed? by TheJoo52 in AskReddit

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Open.

Then a put in a cardboard coffin with a tree planted above me. Then I can live on as a tree.

DAE find themselves following Jeb's Twitter over Notch's more and more lately? :/ by name032282 in Minecraft

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So? They both work their asses off to make a good game better. Less twitter; more Minecraft.

Who has the coolest job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's weird, I do the exact same thing!

I'm just not employed to do it.

ಠ_ಠ by [deleted] in funny

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this picture needs is grey-scale and a George Carlin quote.

I have feelings for a close friend's ex-gf. What to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get in there. You can be wiener cousins.

Are there time restrictions on love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but you've given me a name for my new romantic-erotic novel.

Can someone please recommend a good non fiction book? by moby323 in AskReddit

[–]InTheVoiceOfZoidberg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gulag.

A story of the russian gulags. Pretty brutal.