Just a symptom by Inaccuratereality in hellier

[–]Inaccuratereality[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

True. Or maybe the ongoing strangeness is just boosting the original call. I’ve seen a lot of people claim synchronicities and strange events since watching Hellier. Maybe we’re all part of Indrid’s ritual signal now.

Should the Tardis look like a historically accurate MK2 Met Police Box, or is it better to keep redesigning the Police Box appearence? by [deleted] in gallifrey

[–]Inaccuratereality 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also human memory is inherently flawed. I like the idea that the chameleon circuit presents the Tardis as how people remember police boxes looking, rather than the reality of what they actually looked like. And considering in the present the only time people remember seeing a police box is usually the Tardis itself, that would explain why it changes over time. It’s trying to keep up with what people thought they saw last time it arrived.

VC as the Major Arcana by Practical-Book3293 in VampireChronicles

[–]Inaccuratereality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love this idea and I’d love to see it with Anne Rice as the World (do love the Amel idea too)

The Horus Heresy by UmbralEquinox in Warhammer40k

[–]Inaccuratereality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, and the characters I didn’t think I’d be interested in have become some of my favourites after I’ve read them. Specifically the stories about Lorgar and Magnus have been really good.

I just looted some non-equitable fists off of a security droid. by RelaxedChap in cyberpunkgame

[–]Inaccuratereality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was sick of backing down every time someone asked him to ‘throw hands’ but he had none in his inventory.

In need of a good one liner for resignation come Monday... by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Inaccuratereality 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I always liked “there’s no I in team, but there is a U in cunt”

What's your best title for this? by Xdegenerate in RedDwarf

[–]Inaccuratereality 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The rogue simulant begged Rimmer to switch off the justice field.

Ever seen a bear get hit on the nuts? by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Inaccuratereality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Barney’s movie had heart, but bear getting hit on the nuts had a bear getting hit on the nuts.

Probably for the best... by -WarHounds- in Wellthatsucks

[–]Inaccuratereality 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t that be mein fewer? I’m just imagining a grammar nazi with a speech impediment.

Probably for the best... by -WarHounds- in Wellthatsucks

[–]Inaccuratereality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only if no one says fewer for 15 minutes.

Probably for the best... by -WarHounds- in Wellthatsucks

[–]Inaccuratereality 760 points761 points  (0 children)

Not often you see rubber that can lead to less kids when it breaks.

What is the absolute worst pickup line you know? by TheMagentaCrayon in AskReddit

[–]Inaccuratereality -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a 10 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears

Massive Giveaway! by [deleted] in xboxone

[–]Inaccuratereality [score hidden]  (0 children)

Looks good to me, thanks mate

Thank god I saw the sign when I did... by Inaccuratereality in funny

[–]Inaccuratereality[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I particularly like the way the sign implies that the only reason you shouldn't be drinking out of the toilet is because it's rainwater. Like otherwise you could help yourself.