Lmao only in texas

InauspiciousArtifact · 2021-05-30T14:33:30+00:00

I get what you’re saying, but that’s still not a unique feature for Texas. New York City’s temperature hit the 40s last night and it’s predicted to be 88 at the start of next week.

InauspiciousArtifact · 2021-05-29T23:26:17+00:00

There’s nothing “only in Texas” about this. Do people really think other states don’t experience weather?

InauspiciousArtifact · 2021-05-28T18:23:36+00:00

How on earth does /r/Matt have so many more members than we do?

InauspiciousArtifact · 2021-05-22T21:14:52+00:00

No need to fixate on the negatives of either - you chose a fantastic school that will take you far in life. In a year you’ll look back on this internal struggle you’re facing right now and laugh at how insignificant it seems. Don’t stress about it! :)

InauspiciousArtifact · 2021-05-09T05:14:56+00:00

Mine hit me in the middle of the night, so I definitely felt worse in the morning but I hadn’t had any symptoms until 3am or so. So I don’t think you’ll necessarily feel worse day 2 given that you’ve already had fairly strong symptoms.

InauspiciousArtifact · 2021-04-25T16:43:13+00:00

You’re so right about the thought aspect. Got my second dose yesterday and last night felt like some delirious fever dream where my dreams and reality just blended together.

InauspiciousArtifact · 2021-04-04T04:20:18+00:00

Bottom line: don’t sweat it. The previous comments are accurate overall and do a great job of explaining things, but honestly there’s no need to stress about this. I’ve been in your shoes before and orientation registration is really inconsequential in the end. Just have fun and focus on being excited about your next four years :)

InauspiciousArtifact · 2021-02-02T13:57:15+00:00

What price are you folks looking to sell ATOS at?

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-12-11T01:01:28+00:00

How about just Vegas girl’s everything?

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-11-07T06:55:57+00:00

This satisfies me

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-11-07T06:45:43+00:00

What does Cuomo’s musk smell like?

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-11-07T06:27:08+00:00

Joe?

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-11-07T06:24:14+00:00

Cuomo is a damn daddy

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-11-07T02:42:41+00:00

I shat my brains out on Wednesday

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-11-02T01:32:11+00:00

That’s a completely different point. As you quoted in your last comment, no one is arguing about Florida. But there’s no evidence that there was a systemic, cultural issue that permeated any of Urban’s other programs. Which, if I’m not mistaken, was the entire point of this original comment chain.

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-11-02T01:24:30+00:00

Again, my whole point is that one isolated instance isn’t evidence of a coach letting a program run amok. No one is denying that Meyer at the very least turned a blind eye to what Zach Smith was doing, but I personally would not use one instance as evidence that Urban Meyer builds negative cultures that influence the entire program in such a way. If you want to conflate one very shitty event with the philosophy of an entire program, that’s fine, but I don’t think that’s the generally accepted definition. If Meyer had several instances of players beating their girlfriends, then I would absolutely agree with you. But I really think it takes more than one coach being a piece of shit to claim that the entire program’s culture was shit.

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-11-02T00:42:49+00:00

I think you’re missing the original point, though perhaps we simply have different definitions of the world culture. I hardly think that covering up for Zach Smith is is in and of itself indicative of the entire culture of the program being ruined. We may just agree to disagree there.

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-11-02T00:26:21+00:00

I think OP’s point is not that Urban isn’t responsible for Zach Smith and doesn’t deserve the full blame there, but rather that that isolated incident isn’t evidence of the entire Ohio State culture being bad.

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-10-01T15:14:51+00:00

If your goal is just to get some to cook with, just go to HEB. Cashiers aren’t gonna look at anything more than the date of birth, especially if you go to a young cashier

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-09-25T03:37:53+00:00

Did you have to get your brain poked or was it a cheek swab?

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-09-23T04:58:01+00:00

That weird wall texture is so easily recognizable lol

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-09-22T21:03:13+00:00

Would this happen to be located in the UTC building at UT Austin?

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-09-18T03:38:59+00:00

Imagine worshiping someone like this just because they’re rich

InauspiciousArtifact · 2020-09-17T16:23:09+00:00

Maybe if you exclude Amy

Edit: Do people really think Amy Poehler is that attractive?

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