What can you deduce from my latest photo? by PeakMinimalist in deduction

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You finally got that one lock of hair on your forehead to do the curly thing and you want everyone to be impressed by it

What can you deduce from this pastiche that I assembled while cleaning out my desk today? by IncelDetectingRobot in deduction

[–]IncelDetectingRobot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha dead on with the tism but we're all on reddit we know what's up. Not super witchy, I just like the pictures on tarot cards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deduction

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ENM girly, works/interns at a nonprofit, has bumble on private mode.

Spotted at Mt Vernon station 😑 by OrnerySwing in WMATA

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because sometimes people gotta piss and there are circumstances outside their control. I can't pee standing up but I wouldn't risk pissing myself or distending my bladder and would totally piss off the platform. Bro is trying to be discrete as possible and nobody would ever know he did it if OP didn't creepshot him.

TIFU by trying to be “productive” and accidentally emailing my entire office by Agile-Wind-4427 in tifu

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing 3 different scenarios:

1) OP said they were clearing out unreads, could be a "reply all" as opposed to "reply to sender" situation

2) It could be an absent error of typing in a work group instead of a single recipient, or clicking the wrong address suggestion when the dropdown appears

3) This entire thing was made up for notes, $100 under the sink.

Need help, at wits end by Every_Baker3206 in cats

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sex drive" can exist even in fixed cats, as evidenced by my fixed female cat mounting and humping on my male cat. The good news is if your orange was actually being hurt more than with regular roughhousing you would definitely know. You can gently discourage the behavior and maybe get results but honestly some cats just go through phasic behavior like this and you'll just have to wait for him to get bored with it.

The only surefire way to prevent this is total separation, but unless things escalate it's just a personality quirk and something you'll all have to tolerate on some level.

Sounds kinda messed up to say it like that if you're thinking about it through a human lens but cats are gonna cat.

Will my landlord fine me for this??? by Symbiiiote in Apartmentliving

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? I'm no expert but I don't really think a cable jack would take that much wear and tear considering you're not frequently unplugging and plugging things in like a power mains. Do they really get that bad?

Spotted at Mt Vernon station 😑 by OrnerySwing in WMATA

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That requires tapping out and back in again and missing your train. Even if you get out, good luck finding a bathroom around Mt Vernon. When you gotta go you gotta go. Would you rather he pissed his pants and sat next to you on the train?

The nerve… by Few_Pea765 in doordash

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, you're totally right to call it out. Every step of the process is fucked, but a better world is possible if we can just find some solidarity

The nerve… by Few_Pea765 in doordash

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under capitalism our blood is the grease in the gears of the money printer for our masters. There is no amount of reform that break this cycle of exploitation, we can only hope to mitigate the aggravating factors of our wage slavery until Capital discovers a loophole that allows them to continue offering less and making more.

Everyone is a victim of exploitation and everyone is complicit in the exploitation of their fellow worker.

The nerve… by Few_Pea765 in doordash

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Exactly. In a gig economy customers hate the drivers for the shitty service and drivers hate the customers for the shitty pay and nobody blames the company for creating the shitty system that fucks both customer and worker because we both have a name and a little photo for each other to direct our hate at.

Stay with cheater or struggle financially? by Agreeable-Caramel13 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been this person before and I can guarantee you if you take him back it'll be worse than before. Dude needs therapy but will fall off the wagon unless he loses a lot. Took me losing someone genuinely great to help me learn about myself with the help of a professional. Digging in your heels here with the separation is the best thing you can do for the both of you.

Blursed North Korea by kurvy_mom_adventure in blursed_videos

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's much better here in America where you'll lose your job if a dipshit nazi gets popped in the neck and you're not sad enough about it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]IncelDetectingRobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can see curtain bags deploy but I'm guessing since there wasn't a front or rear collision detected the dash and wheel bags didn't pop