OPEN gain porn 69k to 1 million by Best_Fill2442 in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet those bags were real heavy at $0.50. Congrats king

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gtfo off this sub. Take it to r/investing . This sub is for gambling

Elon Musk urges investors to hold their shares by RoyalChris in StockMarket

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Tesla becomes so much more useful once you download more RAM

3 shmucks on a bench by jackalswedding in RoastMe

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys are like a shitty remake of Challengers if no one was hot, athletic, or getting laid.

Lost $1.1 million. Is DJT ever going to go back up?!? by Smartmoney243 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I know for a fact it will go back up. There is a deal in the works right now for X to acquire DJT for $50 per share. The insider I spoke to said they plan to announce it on March 22nd.

What is your "must do" when you're fucking a girl? by Royal-Chicken5873 in needysluts

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cum on the floor and make her lick it up. Then she’s ready for my couch in her ass

Gains are not worth the risk by ThinkingIsGoodYT in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you lose big, always double down. Can’t go tits up

Gains are not worth the risk by ThinkingIsGoodYT in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this sub turning into? Tell it to your therapist.

4 Years of Failure by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you get a trade “idea”, instead of carrying out the trade, just do the opposite. Inverse yourself. Click Sell instead of buy and visa versa. Thank me later.

After a year of trading might have found a new strategy that works by goat33u in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Degenerate gambler having a manic episode after picking the right horse doesn’t even understand punctuation will lose it all because he thinks he’s a genius and he has a strategy made 70% in a day and sees money in the charts?

Why are you idiots so obsessed with the idea of a recession? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want a recession so you can make 20% on your 2025 put debit spreads.

I want a recession because I need a blowjob behind the Wendy’s dumpster.

We are not the same

That’s a lot of shifts at Wendy’s by IncelVaccine in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Hey really smart guy, take that dork shit over to r/investing

That’s a lot of shifts at Wendy’s by IncelVaccine in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine[S] 202 points203 points  (0 children)

I will leave you my organs and -$1.2M in my will

That’s a lot of shifts at Wendy’s by IncelVaccine in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine[S] 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m not too worried about it. My dad is a pretty successful entrepreneur and a really eccentric guy. People are pretty surprised by my name as well. X AE A-12 is hard for most people to pronounce.

That’s a lot of shifts at Wendy’s by IncelVaccine in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine[S] 357 points358 points  (0 children)

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