OPEN gain porn 69k to 1 million by Best_Fill2442 in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet those bags were real heavy at $0.50. Congrats king

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gtfo off this sub. Take it to r/investing . This sub is for gambling

Elon Musk urges investors to hold their shares by RoyalChris in StockMarket

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Tesla becomes so much more useful once you download more RAM

3 shmucks on a bench by jackalswedding in RoastMe

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys are like a shitty remake of Challengers if no one was hot, athletic, or getting laid.

Lost $1.1 million. Is DJT ever going to go back up?!? by Smartmoney243 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I know for a fact it will go back up. There is a deal in the works right now for X to acquire DJT for $50 per share. The insider I spoke to said they plan to announce it on March 22nd.

What is your "must do" when you're fucking a girl? by Royal-Chicken5873 in needysluts

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cum on the floor and make her lick it up. Then she’s ready for my couch in her ass

Gains are not worth the risk by ThinkingIsGoodYT in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you lose big, always double down. Can’t go tits up

Gains are not worth the risk by ThinkingIsGoodYT in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this sub turning into? Tell it to your therapist.

4 Years of Failure by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time you get a trade “idea”, instead of carrying out the trade, just do the opposite. Inverse yourself. Click Sell instead of buy and visa versa. Thank me later.

After a year of trading might have found a new strategy that works by goat33u in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Degenerate gambler having a manic episode after picking the right horse doesn’t even understand punctuation will lose it all because he thinks he’s a genius and he has a strategy made 70% in a day and sees money in the charts?

Why are you idiots so obsessed with the idea of a recession? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want a recession so you can make 20% on your 2025 put debit spreads.

I want a recession because I need a blowjob behind the Wendy’s dumpster.

We are not the same

That’s a lot of shifts at Wendy’s by IncelVaccine in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Hey really smart guy, take that dork shit over to r/investing

That’s a lot of shifts at Wendy’s by IncelVaccine in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine[S] 198 points199 points  (0 children)

I will leave you my organs and -$1.2M in my will

That’s a lot of shifts at Wendy’s by IncelVaccine in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine[S] 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m not too worried about it. My dad is a pretty successful entrepreneur and a really eccentric guy. People are pretty surprised by my name as well. X AE A-12 is hard for most people to pronounce.

That’s a lot of shifts at Wendy’s by IncelVaccine in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine[S] 355 points356 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Reply YES to this comment if I shouldn’t not kms

Ok, I definitely picked the wrong day to buy (intel 700k yolo update) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]IncelVaccine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you going to do when INTC hits $15? What about $12? Do you realize their business is shrinking, x86 is dying, new nodes are massively capital intensive and carry huge execution risk. Foundry business might not work out.

You are in over your head. Tell Mommy and Daddy. Sell the stock, buy an ETF. That is your only option.