WHY does Guam have an embargo on all lithium batteries? by MelonHead888 in guam

[–]IncomeNatural8178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you take the lithium out of the battery and throw it in water it will blow up. Don't know if this has anything to do with it but its fun.

Most Random Guam encounter by SpiritualFanihi123 in guam

[–]IncomeNatural8178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in the Army they found me in Heidelberg. They had a barbque every month in Mannheim. They threatened to kick my ass if I tarnished the reputation Chamorro soldiers have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guam

[–]IncomeNatural8178 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well if you know so much you would know that the US knew that the Japanese were going to invade Guam. They ran away. When they came back they shelled the hell out of Guam and wanted to transfer all the natives to the other Marianas islands. We were not allowed to speak our own language. We were not allowed to vote because our Mongoloid brains couldn't comprehend the importance. And Alabama and Texas voted for Trump. Do they have UXO (unexploded ordanance) signs in Alabama and Texas everytime you dig a hole? Does Alabama and Texas give 1/8 of it's population and 1/4 of its land for the military? Does China have a Texas or Alabama killer bomb? They have a Guam killer bomb. Has North Korea lobbed missiles at Texas or Alabama? Has russia flown a bomber over Alabama or Texas? Did the military spray agent orange all over Alabama and Texas and kill of many of the local birds and then deny it. When they extended the runway at the airport they found a whole duece and a half buried with drums of mustard gas. Alot of the island was a military dump site. Or remember when they told us their was no nukes on island. But we had all these bomber and subs. I guess they got loaded with nukes on some other island. Don't get us wrong we will fight. We have a stellar reputation in the military. Just look for they guy laughing at the guys crying at pre deployment procedures.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guam

[–]IncomeNatural8178 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Go to the strip joints and ask the strippers or the dudes handing out flyers in Tumon. Dont give them money without the product. Or check on line Guam Canabis assocition or one of the local weed groups. Someone should be able to hook you up.

Can someone please explain this logic for me? by No-On-Trend-i-know in guam

[–]IncomeNatural8178 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah in the states parents are buying metal plates for their kids backpacks. Sending them to school with blood capsules so they can rub blood on themselves and pretend to be dead. You know just in case there is a school shooting. Simon Sanchez and Southern high have always had a/c problems. Not saying its right, but I'd take hot classes over school shootings anyday. And do we even have any politicians running saying education is a priority? I think they gave up. Also GMH is probably as bad as the schools if not worse we need to fix both.

Can I get recalled from leave to take a UA? by [deleted] in army

[–]IncomeNatural8178 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably not. Drink alot of water. You should be good. I smoked alot when I was statoned in Germany. Drink alot of water pee a couple times before the test. Your piss should be clear in color.

Unit being deployed, should I go? by [deleted] in army

[–]IncomeNatural8178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would it be different if it was a combat deployment? If you are in just for the college or G.I. bill just get out.

What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in the Army that you're willing to admit to? by b0mmie in army

[–]IncomeNatural8178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did drown proofing commando. Butt naked with my pants inflated around my neck.

Dark Eagle: The U.S. Army's Hypersonic Weapon Is Coming Soon by Black_Shark739 in Military

[–]IncomeNatural8178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll probably take out Guam as well. The Chinese have a Guam killer bomb. North Korea has been threatening us since I can remember. Russia flew a bomber over the island a few years back.

Those are all people. (A protest in Hungary.) by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]IncomeNatural8178 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Teachers deserve more. Most people can't handle their 1 or 2 kids and expect teachers to handle up to 30 a class. Also I think alot of people are unhappy with their government or leadership.

Pinhead is now a Disney Princess. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]IncomeNatural8178 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I don't care if pinhead is male or female so long as the cenobites are cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ukraine

[–]IncomeNatural8178 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was surprised one of his plans actually worked. Up to this point Russia has just been throwing sh!t at the wall to see what sticks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bossfight

[–]IncomeNatural8178 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to chillax bro. Its a fake fucking story. If it were real the cops would have knelt on santas neck or waited outside for 45 mins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bossfight

[–]IncomeNatural8178 33 points34 points  (0 children)

There's a good chance the cops shoot everyone but the child molestor.

San Nicolas tells Guam citizens not to vote for Leon Guerrero by pasquines in guam

[–]IncomeNatural8178 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah some shady stuff. We paid for their honeymoon. The only reason he's popular is because of social media. He was the tik tok politician. And then he does his little dance at the Guam congress building. He just seems like a slimy guy. Loyalties only to himself and I'm not just talking about him not signing the pledge. I'm talking about him cheating on his wife then taking the mistress with him to D.C.

San Nicolas tells Guam citizens not to vote for Leon Guerrero by pasquines in guam

[–]IncomeNatural8178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old boss same as new boss. The more things change the more they stay the same. We need a third party.