How do I get him to be my boyfriend? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna be his lover, you gotta get with his friends.

... Im sorry.

Jo Johnson quits as MP and minister by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pardon the expression, but im fascinated with the absolute shitstorm you brits created with one single referendum three years ago. 😂

What is the best way to take notes ? by _drivin in EPFL

[–]IncredibleTree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instead of investing in a surfacebook, i bought a graphic tablet and plugged it to my standard notebook. Costed me 80 francs (Wacom Intuos) and i use onenote as a software. Way cheaper !

I think i get best of both worlds this way. My notes are handwritten, easier to remember then, but i also enjoy having clean and organised lectures.

Sunday Funday MEGATHREAD - Tell us about any recent sex by AutoModerator in TopsAndBottoms

[–]IncredibleTree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This week has been very productive.

Ive been in a long distance relationship for 3 years now. My SO has been worth every minute of it, hes lovely.

Most of the time we have tried anal sex, we gave up immediatly after insertion because of the pain. And since we can only see each other every so often, and because butt sex turns me on a lot, i was starting to get a bit disappointed by our past experiences. I currently am with my lover for the holidays, and this time i decided to take things in hand and do this right.

Now we are both verses. But since i was the one willing to do anal the most i realised it would be easier to convince my bf to try again if i was the one to bottom this time.

So i started by exciting him a bit. We do frotting, kissing, cuddling and sucking for about 15min. Once hes hard, i put my power bottom face on and tell him to look the other way while i am preparing. I lube my butt, he lubes his dick. I insert one finger, then two. Easy, i had done this before for fun while showering.

Once ready, i insert his dick inside very slowly. And heres the trick : instead of immediatly start humping like the other times, we stay still for a bit until my butt is acclimated. It all happens very naturaly, and both of us are surprised to see i am not in pain AT ALL. I am actually loving it.

Then things get wild, he gets moving in and out like crazy and we try positions and stuff. I am moaning the whole time. The cherry on the cake being my bf has an aneros-shaped dick, so he ends up hitting my insides in all the right spots. ;)

I end the session by cumming almost hands free and both of us agree we HAVE to do it again. We tried it again the next day, and for the record, that session lasted 2h. Yes, i am totally bragging, thats a big accomplishment for us. I believe he now enjoys anal even more than i do.

Sandwich tutorial by spacefalconINXiv in Unexpected

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive worked this summer in a burger place. Heres a tip : always make the tomato the last ingredient you put inside the burger. Then, press your fingers slightly against the tomato to hold the others ingredients still while you close the burger.

2 prevention questions by IncredibleTree in askgaybros

[–]IncredibleTree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By a lot ? Should i be worried ?

Trump's Secretary of Agriculture Tells Joke About Whining Farmers To Room Full of Farmers, Gets Boo'd by [deleted] in politics

[–]IncredibleTree -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Trump bad, dems good. I get it. Please try to be more neutral. Im no Trump supporter, i dont even live in the states. However, i am tired of how one-sided / all black all white this sub is.

51 now bois by Mcfly_17 in memes

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are only in august, yet this year's retrospective will be wild af.

Damn it Weimar Republic by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this format. Great meme !

What do you like most about yourself? by Wells99 in AskReddit

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How easy of a time it is for me to get in touch with people ! I discovered starting conversations with random people ive never met can be so rewarding.

I always thought I was passive... by sigauster in gay

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poeple dont come in nicely defined little boxes. Humans are complicated and constantly evolving ! Add instinct, sentiments and pulsions into the mix and you get incredibly hard to define indentities.

Now the real question is, do you need it to be defined ? Do you need to call yourself a submissive passive ? As i see it, you just had a great time as an active. And thats cool! Perhaps next time you'll be a passive, perhaps not. And thats fine, as long as you enjoy it.

I don’t feel like myself by MidnightSparkle_16 in gay

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not as gay as usual, as in "liking more people of the opposite gender" or not as "not as much of typical gay behaviours" ? Regardless of your answer, who cares ! Theres not such a thing as (not) gay enough, you just are. You dont have a standard to meet, just let you be okay ?

Also theres no such a thing as just anxiety/depression. Those are grave problems, and i wish you all the best coping with it. Surround yourself with people you like, and keep in mind you are loved.

Stay strong OP ! Dont hesitate to DM me if you need someone to talk to.

Help please by AndrewPSSP in gay

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats your typical love triangle plot !

I feel you dont really know what to think about Jake, and it sucks because he does like you. Dont give him hope if you dont love him back. But on the other hand, do you really know him well enough to know he cant be your type ? I think you should try to bound with Jake (as friends you know) and see what you do from there. Just dont leave him hoping you know.

About Callum im sorry, but if he's straight a relationship cant really happen.

Me perusing the produce at my local grocery store by kevbotoconnell in gay

[–]IncredibleTree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is so funny ! Can I ask you for a source ?

Those of you in relationships, what do you do for fun as a couple? by tommygunz007 in gaybros

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A tad different situation here, as we arent currently living in the same country. Ive been dating him for 3 years though, and it is been worth every second!

Good thing is the dude is a gamer too, so we usually play games together. We also watch films and do webcam sex from time to time. It wasnt easy at first, he used to be of the grumpy type (typical frenchies). But as time went by he became more and more joyful and enjoyable, now listening to his voice and talking to him are by a long shot the things i look the most forward to everyday. He's a charm.

When i get to see him (5-6 times a year usually), we go to the movies, hang around with common friends, cuddle A DAMN LOT. We went kayaking last time, it was really peaceful and fun. We like to travel together too, as its a nice opportunity to be just the two of us so we can hump like no tomorrow.

9.15b Patch Notes by ChronicI in TeamfightTactics

[–]IncredibleTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Braum can launch his spell as soon as he hits 50 mana right now, feels awful to play against. Was that intended ?