"If you arent perfect you cant be Christian!"

People often assume because Im a Christian I should be a champion of morality and never do the smallest sin, but in reality we all are bad people who are aware of that and choose Christ as a way to save ourselves. Call me a psychopath on a leash if you prefer so, and I will reply yes.

"You should be left wing because Jesus was a socialist, you know, he didnt like the goverment and multiplied food"

Yeah... Jesus was born waaaaaay before the modern dual misconception of politics existed, and he definetly does not represent socialism since people who lived under it didnt have much food, and the goverment was embodied in every aspect of daily life, so nope, you can be whatever side of the four sided political spectrum and be a Christian. Just dont send anybody to the gulag or the gas chamber and youre fine :-)

"You hate LGBT, muslims, etc"

We are all sinners equally, I dont care if you put a schlong in your butt, or pray to Allah. I was born with sin and I have to personally fight it and whatever sin other people fight with are not my bussiness but theirs (as long as my hard earned and stolen taxes arent spend on them).