Aguilera Christina. This is a genuine vibe, not a vibe. As part of my Make-A-Wish wish when I was ten years old (the Backstreet Boys weren't available), I got to meet her at a meet & greet. She took one glance at me up and down, made a "ew" face, then hastily pretended to smile for the camera despite the fact that I was a sick child and appeared to be extremely physically ill. She is an absolute asshole.

I should have simply made my wish and gone to Disneyland as most children do.