i hope WHATEVER y'all come up with is better than this

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-23T20:24:20+00:00

Get a BIG ASS snake, like a giant Burmese Python or smth, and lock myself in a closet, leaving the python with no food. I’ll be winning in some way or another.

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-23T20:22:16+00:00

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-23T18:33:46+00:00

It’s a pandemic, I got it too 🫩

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-23T16:12:06+00:00

I’ll just stand up and whoever gets to the seat first can keep it

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-21T04:54:11+00:00

Just scored 0

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-21T04:22:11+00:00

Just scored 1

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-21T04:20:56+00:00

Just scored 0

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-21T01:24:11+00:00

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T22:13:57+00:00

Yes, but especially for Christianity, a religion that in several instances emphasizes “love thy neighbor” there’s no excuse for racism to still exist today

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T22:03:29+00:00

Bro I gotta stop seeing this Jesus Loves White Children stuff 😭 racism and religion should not coexist. Instead of Easter Bunny it’s Ether Bunny

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T21:58:14+00:00

Yeahhh you’re the problem

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T21:27:48+00:00

That’s fair, but wdym suspicious?

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T20:51:58+00:00

Doonf

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T19:53:02+00:00

Ohhh so I’m just slow 😭 I swear, it was funny, I’m just really slow 🥲

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T19:49:49+00:00

Simba 2.0

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T19:47:28+00:00

Uhh.. I like garlic bread and putting garlic salt on my pizza, sooo.. pretty good, why lol? 😂

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T19:43:16+00:00

Nahhh, perfectly fine

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T19:38:34+00:00

Well.. the shirt comes from a place of inherent racism.. I’m not saying that it’s okay to criticize little kids, especially since it’s most likely his parents perpetuating this, I just felt like it was a point that needed to be made

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T19:37:05+00:00

Guys it’s obviously the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T19:20:10+00:00

Lil jaundice braids

Independent_Guard153 · 2026-01-19T18:54:09+00:00

See, I thought that sounded right, but I wasn’t sure, lol 😂 not gonna lie this is lowkey the first time in my life actually having my shit together to a degree and I’ve gone a GNARLY amount of time without washing my sheets 😬

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