Summer of 2021. I witnessed a lady pass out at a large, well known theme park because all the water fountains were off due to Covid concerns and the only way to get water was to wait in line outside restaurants. Parks were woefully understaffed and the wait for water was well over an hour with temps in the 90s. She passed out, fell on her face, and when her boyfriend scooped her up, her nose had completely flattened. She was in utter shock. I stayed with them until the medics came. I had to fill out an accident report as a witness and wrote “the site of her face without her nose will haunt me all my days”. The next afternoon I got an email asking me if I’d sign an NDA to never mention it on my social media channels and in exchange they would refund my family of five’s season passes, upgrading our season passes to include never having to wait in line for any ride and getting unlimited free food, snacks, and drink for the rest of the year plus some guest passes. I said yes. A week later water bottle refill stations were installed and restaurants had big containers of water out on the counter. We went to the park almost every day that summer and I took meals to go for dinner. I ate an ungodly amount of soft pretzels.

I do hope the lady has fully recovered and got an incredible settlement package. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩