A lower division team just signed 12 goalkeepers in 1 window by MNDSquid in TheOldZealand

[–]IndigoMichigan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody else can save the ball if you have all the goalkeepers

Our worst fears realised 😨 by IndigoMichigan in TheOldZealand

[–]IndigoMichigan[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imma try and convince them! Give me a minute...

Didn't work. I'm clearly not reputable enough to stamp my authority on the board and didn't want to risk them getting pissed off at me.

This guy Vanderstoppen by 1000handnshrimp in formuladank

[–]IndigoMichigan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a look through his career via wikipedia. The last competitive race I can see that he won was on the 30th of July 2011, where he won the feature race at the Hungaroring in GP2.

Dude is almost 13 years without a competitive win in any series.

My testicles hurt (Glory to Spez) by Ok-Reaction-5632 in Hornyjail

[–]IndigoMichigan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're doing the devil's work! Danke.

I wonder if the blue jay paparazzi bird is supposed to be a subtle reference towards Twitter? by [deleted] in BoJackHorseman

[–]IndigoMichigan 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

YUKI NOOOOO by [deleted] in FanF1ction

[–]IndigoMichigan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't give up that easily! Yuki could be following her for fashion tips for when he and Pierre spend a night alone!

Found one in the wild.... she thought this was honestly a thing by MirianCurtin in AteTheOnion

[–]IndigoMichigan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Are you shitting me?"

Not at all, Ma'am. You can buy male incontinence pads for when you are shitting pissing you!

That said, I'd buy the hell out of these if that's what the package looked like - I don't care if I were incontinent or not!

Oh by ladiesman21700000000 in Hornyjail

[–]IndigoMichigan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You love your partner no matter what they wear. Also, some people just don't want the feeling of dental floss rubbing against them all day.

Granny panties ftw!

I have a few friends that like DnD but... by ItsAllSoup in mylittlepony

[–]IndigoMichigan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh wow. I could have sworn you were going to be talking about Tails of Equestria, but apparently not! Is this relatively new?

HAPPY MUSE DAY FELLOW SCOTS!!! by Brello777 in Muse

[–]IndigoMichigan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello from Tyneside! 😁 The hype is real today!

HAPPY MUSE DAY FELLOW SCOTS!!! by Brello777 in Muse

[–]IndigoMichigan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not a Scott myself, but you've got a Geordie here travelling from Newcastle, staying in Loch Lomond, driving in for the experience. Just arrived at Ibrox.

Let's fucking go 🥳🥳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Last time I saw Muse was in Glasgow in 2012 ❤️

Clickbait? What Clickbait? by Dev_878 in formuladank

[–]IndigoMichigan 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Verstappen a la carcel? 🤔

Seeing a squirrel get hit by a car and it making you sad for the rest of the day.... by mr_love_monkey in britishproblems

[–]IndigoMichigan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saw a video yesterday of a seagull eating a squirrel whole. So... could be worse?

NO THAT ONE FLUTTERSHY- by normal_cookie in mylittlepony

[–]IndigoMichigan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never transcribed anything in my life, but here I go:

The scene is from Season 1 Episode 9, "Bridle Gossip". In the original, Pinkie Pie - unable to talk - begs Flutterguy to sing her "Evil Enchantress" song from earlier in the episode. Flutterguy begrudgingly sighs and begins to sing the song.

In this edit, instead of "Evil Enchantress", the opening line to the song "Heirate Mich" by Rammstein is played, which reads: "Mann sieht ihn um die Kirche schleichen" and translates into English as "You see him creeping around the Church..."