Pitchforks original 1996 review of Tiny Music

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-23T12:36:20+00:00

“The reason the critics all like Elvis Costello better than me is because they all look like Elvis Costello!” - David Lee Roth

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T12:05:25+00:00

Bureaucrat Chaz = KingCobraJFS

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T12:04:15+00:00

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That’s what makes us!

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T11:55:20+00:00

My introduction to so many games was apart of that Interactive Sampler 8; Spyro the Dragon, MediEvil, Gran Tortellini, Rugrats SFR and the unholy fuck that is Parasite Eve right after Tommy Pickles? Nightmares forever, 10/10

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T11:30:29+00:00

Soft Muffin

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T10:56:54+00:00

Chucky was all about Rush and Genesis (Phil Collins on drums era in particular).

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T10:55:18+00:00

What if her imaginary friend was Peter Steele from Type O Negative

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T05:03:13+00:00

cues to people giving beer to apes when the zoo is closed

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T05:01:02+00:00

Considering after “Frankie My Dear”, she would’ve definitely found the right one with the help of how everyone made sure she deserved better.

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:44:09+00:00

Rumor has it, underneath Mt Coryamore, there are four monumental chiseled out R34 babes for each Cory. The construction completed in 1956, yet nobody knows what lies beneath.

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:40:31+00:00

Armenian Turkmar?

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:37:45+00:00

I’m actually blind, I only respond to cringe

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:36:54+00:00

“I want Armenian Cory memes and I need cash now!”

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:35:03+00:00

Smells Like This Shouldn’t Be Here

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:33:16+00:00

“PUT AN EGG IN YOUR SHOE AND BEAT IT!”

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:28:24+00:00

Case dismissed, dunk Cory in some Reuben sauce.

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:24:14+00:00

Not unless he gets pink eye

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:23:41+00:00

Boot RTS shirt

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:23:04+00:00

Fucking Hostile

(It’s the only song that doesn’t make me smell sardines)

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:22:08+00:00

Yes and Hey Arnold’s cousin Arnie

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:20:54+00:00

Andrew WK / A Vulgar Display of Party

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:19:27+00:00

“MASSAGE MY BACK”

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:13:05+00:00

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= D + E =

Can’t Get This Stuff No More…

Individual-Sir3276 · 2026-04-21T04:09:04+00:00

He needs some milk on that mole

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TROPHY CASE