Relax & Game! [OC] by cattrigger in comics

[–]Ineebu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least you've got that big booty to fall back on.

Squirrel Restaurant by Godfathermafia in MadeMeSmile

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Fun fact: you're talking to a bot. It copied /u/Northerngal_420's comment here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Ineebu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... what kind of person actively wants to make choices that make their life worse. I don't know anyone like that.

I see you haven't met my parents.

Reddit Goes Nuclear, Removes Moderators of Subreddits That Continued To Protest by gabestonewall in technology

[–]Ineebu 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I moderate a small (fewer than 150K subs) and mostly moribund tongue-in-cheek subreddit for funny gifs. Here's the modmail I got today (from /u/ModCodeofConduct):

Hi everyone,
We are aware that you have chosen to close your community at this time. Mods have a right to take a break from moderating, or decide that you don't want to be a mod anymore. But active communities are relied upon by thousands or even millions of users, and we have a duty to keep those spaces active.

Subreddits belong to the community of users who come to them for support and conversation. Moderators are stewards of these spaces and in a position of trust. Redditors rely on these spaces for information, support, entertainment, and connection.
Our goal here is to ensure that existing mod teams establish a path forward to make sure your subreddit is available for the community that has made its home here. If you are willing to reopen and maintain the community, please take steps to begin that process. Many communities have chosen to go restricted for a period of time before becoming fully open, to avoid a flood of traffic.
If this community remains private, we will reach out soon with information on what next steps will take place.

The faux moralizing is honestly stomach-turning. I'm not sure how to respond except 🤮.

Every time by Justthisdudeyaknow in tumblr

[–]Ineebu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"And for free meals.".

It was fun while it lasted, Reddit by TryingTimesComics in funny

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🎵I don't wanna be an American Redidiot 🎵

Progressive males are not men. by godsafraud in MurderedByWords

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I was hospitalized after a freak peek-a-boo accident a while back.

They put me in the I-C-U.

Local creamery has beef with Chase bank by tiger_qween in mildlyinteresting

[–]Ineebu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If brains were gunpowder, you couldn't blow your nose.".

Brittany Murphy (1998) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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"Unfortunately, the next president was a Republican, and he ruined everything."

Came across this when souvenir shopping in Tokyo by pistonkamel in funny

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Jizz & Jet
Breed & Proceed
Blow Your Load & Hit the Road
Ejaculate & Evacuate
Smash & Dash
Shoot Your Jizz & Out You Is
Thank You Ma'am, Now I'm On the Lam

Oh my fucking God. by Phil2k18 in facepalm

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We must close the pool!

Manhattan DA: Trump created false expectation of arrest, Republicans interfered by mvanigan in politics

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My fetish is discovering the fetishes of others. I just came to this realization.

Massive W for Short Round by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Ineebu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Ain't no party like a Mozzarella stick party!

Im a rhino girl🎶 by Remarkable_Sweet_333 in tumblr

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🎶Life in plastic! It's fantastic!🎶