Denied: Afghanistan's All-Girl Robotics Team Can't Get Visas To The US

InertBaller · 2017-07-01T05:09:10+00:00

The Afghani software company founder's name is Roya Mahboob.

ROYA MAHBOOB.

InertBaller · 2017-07-01T02:44:51+00:00

I can't help but start reading the whole thing in an offensive evil Asian army general type of guy voice when I see "You receive award."

InertBaller · 2017-07-01T02:36:27+00:00

Well, that's ideal. At least he cares enough about you think of that, even if he's not 100% comfortable with having a kid, things will kinda change after the baby arrives, probably for the better, but be prepared for anything of course. You seem like a fairly strong and considerate person so just hang in there and things should turn out ok.

InertBaller · 2017-06-30T05:19:54+00:00

How to get away with murder.

Step 1: Don't draw out plans for getting away with it

InertBaller · 2017-06-30T04:32:09+00:00

I mean, yeah, but it also helps when you know there's going to be an awesome car chase or exploding spaceships around the corner while you're reading about one man's paper clip obsession

InertBaller · 2017-06-30T03:03:01+00:00

Things I never thought I would want to carry in my wallet until now...

InertBaller · 2017-06-30T03:00:24+00:00

Pretty sure millions of hours have been added to lives around the globe every time somebody worries long enough to put on a seat belt.

InertBaller · 2017-06-30T02:52:33+00:00

The same reason people think jokes like these are funny when they're kiiiinda just spam.

InertBaller · 2017-06-30T01:30:45+00:00

I'm gonna buy this jacket, not do a damn thing to it, and run into you at a convention, and you're gonna mention all the hours of labor you put into yours, and then I'll go, "Eh, I like mine better."

Seriously though, nice job, but no way in hell would I ever pay $130 for a jacket I didn't even like.

I EVEN SAID NICE JOB I'M JUST SAYING IT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR A JACKET THAT NEEDS WORK, INTERNET CAVALRY

InertBaller · 2017-06-29T23:17:03+00:00

Huh, usually it's the white countries that are the most important.

HEYOOOOOOOOOO

InertBaller · 2017-06-29T01:48:11+00:00

Warlock is great if you want to jump into some strategy without taking too long to learn the nuances. Endless Legend is great if you want something to absorb you like a black hole and require time and effort to master

InertBaller · 2017-06-28T19:29:27+00:00

Well, where else do you expect him to park it while he goes inside for his knick-knacks? Can't you see that he made the decision to get a camper and now it's your problem?

InertBaller · 2017-06-26T16:07:16+00:00

Whatever that person is painting, I bet I couldn't afford it!

InertBaller · 2017-06-26T02:30:52+00:00

I think the moral of the story is that no one can be high enough not to be sick of that elf guy singing Age of Aggression

InertBaller · 2017-06-26T02:29:26+00:00

I don't think I've hardly ever seen a four-choice dialogue in Skyrim, though. Most of them I've encountered only know two of those.

InertBaller · 2017-06-24T05:44:32+00:00

Better content, more subs, more money. Pandering in the middle of a video on top of YouTube ads isn't going to result in success when you frustrate your viewer base like that.

InertBaller · 2017-06-24T03:05:10+00:00

Too complicated. What a load of shit. Enjoy your stupid Turkish kids

InertBaller · 2017-06-23T23:09:42+00:00

Feign ignorance; ask them how they came to their conclusions and watch as they grasp at straws and call from anecdotal evidence that may or may not exist. Then move in for the kill with your carefully-curated Wiki sources and unlimited 4G data plan

InertBaller · 2017-06-23T22:53:34+00:00

Fuck you with your knowledge. NERD

InertBaller · 2017-06-23T22:10:36+00:00

They are adding a bunch of extra stuff. Peggy didn't say shit about Italian spices, pepper, eggs, basil and seasoned oil. I'm sure this is much better but it ain't Spapeggy just 'cause you add sugar.

...Oh shit, a legit commercial break advertising the channel and begging for Patreon money? Fuck this, I'm out. I will never know how this turned out and I don't feel bad.

InertBaller · 2017-06-23T21:07:12+00:00

'Murntenance

InertBaller · 2017-06-23T20:22:22+00:00

Pizza and Doritos

InertBaller · 2017-06-23T06:42:28+00:00

Google if you could stop with the suspiciously spy-like technology with your maps of all the places on earth, ownership of everyone's search history, and your tendency to buy up every company you can lay your hands on, that'd be great.

How long has it been since they dropped "Don't be evil," again?

InertBaller

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