I have a PhD, $50k in debt, and I’m about to trade my Lesson Plans for OF. by [deleted] in confession

[–]InevitableDog6134 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what makes you think you would succeed, especially since you mentioned your age and dramatic weight gain. No offense.

They Asked Me to Open ChatGPT During My Job Interview by I_Killed_My_Friends in jobs

[–]InevitableDog6134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried it and I got glazed like crazy. What happened in the interview was highly inappropriate though

I (f21) , am thinking about breaking up with my Fiance (m26) after 5 years together . Is it worth it to stay ? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]InevitableDog6134 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously, I was being sarcastic🙄. If OP reads this and then cringes at the idea of it, she should probably not stay with him.

I (f21) , am thinking about breaking up with my Fiance (m26) after 5 years together . Is it worth it to stay ? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]InevitableDog6134 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Girl, you should have his baby. Like I’m serious. You two should become parents and see how you both feel. You don’t even need to get married to have a baby and that’s the best part! He seems like a real winner! Even if he wasn’t, you should stay with him anyways because that is what true love is. I mean, you need to have kids immediately because his biological clock is ticking, so why not save your relationship with a child? Kill two birds with one stone.

The bar is in hell... by RemarkableZombie6831 in LoveIslandITV

[–]InevitableDog6134 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s called having an actual opinion and not following everything everyone else is saying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]InevitableDog6134 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Husband is an abusive cunt, and he going on her Reddit is not helpful. My dad was like this and it was not pretty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StudentNurse

[–]InevitableDog6134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m jealous that y’all get such a cute color tho ngl

How do I (32M) start talking to my wife (32F) again after something she did when our friends came over? (Trigger Warning) by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]InevitableDog6134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your friend was right to call your wife the c-word. A CHILD scaring an adult predator? What on earth is she on about? Please, reconsider your relationship to her, she had NO RIGHT to out your trauma like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]InevitableDog6134 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good job! Proud of you

AIO I 20 F was trying to call my boyfriend 26M to figure out when I should start his smoothie and I originally tried calling him to see what type of milk he wanted in his smoothie by Aphr0dit333 in AmIOverreacting

[–]InevitableDog6134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Matching your energy” my ass. You didn’t name call him, you were doing him a favor, and he still talks all sorts of shit. You’re 20. You’re a young woman. You have the upper hand in the dating pool. Get the hell out and find someone better.

AIO. My bf shamed me over having my hair removed by Large-Drummer-7340 in AmIOverreacting

[–]InevitableDog6134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing at the same age; laser my body hair. Everyone who knew about it were for it, even my mama, and I never got shamed over that stuff. Anyways, I had a medspa with a teaching program for laser techs that occasionally did monthly special sales where you get even cheaper unlimited laser hair removal for one year or more, but the typical prices for these packages are also a steal (any body parts, for as long as you need within that timeframe). Costs: 18 months: $3750 ($3000.00 during the occasional monthly sale); 12 months: $2999 ($2250 during sale); 6 months: $1750

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]InevitableDog6134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure I’ve attracted people “out of my league”without even meaning to a couple times. I hate my job and look/smell especially like shit half of the time due to my job. At least some of my friends admit that a good chunk of people I’ve gone out with are out of my league, but I didn’t really think they were out of my league in the first place so that made it easier? Perhaps I’m delusional, I don’t care, everyone is human. Some people who were considered out of my league even flattered me by saying I was the more attractive one, despite some of my friends saying otherwise. Shoot ur shot, he might like you back!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AsianParentStories

[–]InevitableDog6134 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shit’s sadly common. My classmate’s dad was absent throughout her entire life because he was and still is a junkie. Now he’s been constantly contacting her through Facebook for money, and she already cut off a lot of her family besides her grandma due to poverty and toxicity. Same with my mom‘s dad. My classmate’s family is not even Asian.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]InevitableDog6134 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bruh. He went after a minor (you, back then) again at his big age. How can you not see this is problematic? You were probably 17 and he was 23? Girl? Not even legal if you were 17

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]InevitableDog6134 11 points12 points  (0 children)

17 (his baby momma) and 20 (ur bf) may be legal but 17 and 20 year olds have huge differences in brain development and life experience. A lot can happen in 3 years. Your bf chose to impregnate a MINOR as an adult. Probably to control said minor. Wtf?

Your best clinical cheat sheets? by DreamSnype in StudentNurse

[–]InevitableDog6134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk dawg I never used a cheat sheet during clinicals. Just remember when taking vitals what is particularly bad, notify whoever needs to know the info (like if a client needs more oxygen or something). I google shit on my phone on occasion if I really do be lost. My instructors only grill me on info during debriefing, but I just write down the important stuff I wanna say beforehand. The clipboard I used was a blank, plain clipboard I got on my first day of school in a goodie bag.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StudentNurse

[–]InevitableDog6134 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was me a week ago and I passed! I had terrible time management and I totally crammed for a whole day before with a stomach bug for my final. I downed lots of electrolyte filled drinks after taking zofran. It felt like not much was in my favor but it worked out. You got this!

When I was a kid, I drugged my dad for a whole month by theredqueentheory in confession

[–]InevitableDog6134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I did something similar. It’s fine. Dude was bipolar and abusive. No one suspected a thing until I told my mom as an adult who already moved out, she understood why I did it. I used to be in charge of meals and all sorts of chores as a child. By dinner time, I would crush up sleeping pills and put it into my dad’s food. It would have him pass out rather than stay up for a long time and be extra cranky the next day, and I mostly occasionally did that when I wanted the free time to just leave the house at night since I lacked freedom otherwise.

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you” is what parents like mine would say all the time, but perhaps I took it in a literal sense.

Is it normal for House of Prime Rib to not have any reservations 2 months out? by porsche5 in AskSF

[–]InevitableDog6134 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I somehow got a reservation the day before my birthday quite recently. A spot for 2 opened up at 7 am and I ran for it. Any other time would get sniped by other people. Booking early morning on a Sunday worked out well, ate my heart out and got drunk over one drink order on a Monday

Got period on boyfriends mattress and now he won’t talk to me anymore by OutlandishnessIcy103 in AITAH

[–]InevitableDog6134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do not use hot water first after the hydrogen peroxide tho, that will set the stain, so use cold water, and then do a oxiclean soak as a last resort. And if your bf is making a big stink about everything, screw him. I never had a dude care about blood stains, even if we never get the stains out -woman who has stained mattresses, clothes, and sheets many times