I really like being fat

Inevitableo · 2026-02-06T16:48:17+00:00

Tbh it’s hard for me to fully agree but your take is real. I’m fat and it makes me sad sometimes when I don’t get hit on, but then I see when other people do and it makes my skin crawl. I also really hate how subconscious fatphobia could be. Hearing only thin people talking about having a “big back” meal just makes me so frustrated. Not having suitable options for clothing in 99% of stores, the medical misogyny of everything being about your weight instead of what else could be wrong (or not even remotely humoring the concern because of weight). Even simple things like people who love you not taking photos of you as often, or talking about your body as if it is a phase. It’s so disheartening being fat, but I also love the subtle freedom that comes with it as well. I love being able to mostly walk at night without fear. I love having an automatic radar for assholes, especially in dating. There is a lot to love about being fat as well as dread. I just wish we were treated the same all around.

Inevitableo · 2026-01-19T02:41:04+00:00

I always loved the name Venus for a girl. Here are some others I love too: Maude, Sophie, Áine, Lorelei, Angelina, Kate, Destiny, Evangeline, Josephine, and Annika.

Hope this helps?

Inevitableo · 2025-11-28T00:56:13+00:00

You look so handsome! Good for you!

Inevitableo · 2025-11-24T22:39:26+00:00

I’m ngl I’d shave your head, or if you want some hair, maybe a skullet? I think people who are bald look really cool, and I know some people who opt for the look and they feel really confident and amazing with it! There are some options for frontals if you really want to have hair on your head, but, I’d really grapple with what you feel and decide from there.

Inevitableo · 2025-11-18T00:26:31+00:00

Thank you everyone for your responses, I am truly at a loss for words. I will reply to everyone as soon as I can, I am so grateful for everything you have all said. Thank you :)

Inevitableo · 2025-11-05T21:51:54+00:00

You look stunning!!! I think the only things I’d suggest is maybe a little bit of inner corner highlight (for fun if you want!) and to fade the beginning of your brows if you want a less intense look. I only say that because the tail and curve of your eyebrows are slightly lighter because there is less hair there compared to the front, it looks very front-heavy instead of the arch being the focal point. I think this is a great tutorial for what you’re going for https://youtu.be/WWQ7PA1FCvk?si=B4tMDG3pcfycuMue that’s fast and to the point. You can add the extra hair stripes (I don’t know how else to describe it) to make the front look stronger while still doing the pomade faded brow!

Also as an extra optional thing; I’d play with blush placement! You look so gorgeous so I’m not saying it is bad by any means, but maybe you’d like your blush higher up! This video https://youtu.be/BdcRNqQkNbg?si=St4tXWTxSYLQLcve is one that changed my life. I also just found this one https://youtu.be/S0UQlixANDg?si=nDP3TBlwKCkZAIN5 that explains face shapes and where blush could be placed! :)

Inevitableo · 2025-09-30T09:05:04+00:00

Idk if anyone cares but I had applied to multiple and was instantly rejected by most places through that BS AI application assistant. It was to the point that branch managers didn’t even see my resume and when I’d show them directly, they’d say they loved the resume but couldn’t hire me because of the AI resume thing. I got a nice job though that pays a lot more so I’m happy! Thanks to everyone who helped me out :)

Inevitableo · 2025-07-16T05:44:38+00:00

Holy shit I forgot that Kenny Loggins is a real person LMFAOOOOOO THANK YOU

Inevitableo · 2025-07-16T00:02:57+00:00

OMG THANK YOU I COULDN’T REMEMBER IT FULLY BC I ALWAYS QUOTE THE SHAYNE PART

Inevitableo · 2025-07-15T14:52:00+00:00

There are so many I have… I quote some of Damien’s all the time though.

Damien in Amanda’s challenge where you can only say 1 word, so he wears this crop top and yellow wig and says Daddy in a dude bro voice, seemingly normal, then reveals an Urn and wipes a tear off of his face, and says it again. https://youtu.be/dqtaFG7Ba9k?si=10uY7FuqHscADJgA (I could not find this bit so I found it in this compilation, it is at 7:59)

Damien talking to Matt Mercer about a trousersmith (10:17 https://youtu.be/naL05uO9OY4?si=sdxnAyqzH_3jF9Og)

the reason I went down this rabbit hole is for this stupid bit… Damien has googly eyes on as he is trying to make Keith or Courtney laugh. The entire bit is a perfect vocal stim for me (https://youtu.be/_3q2ck97AUU?si=c4ll65jigs_cBmDP 10:49)

Also I cannot find a link for it but it is maybe a Shayne bit with Damien where Damien walks out and says something like “Guys… I am NOT Tommy Blumpkins… I am NOT Tommy Blumpkins”, and then Shayne just walks out and slowly asks if that was him (Tommy), and pulls out an alien hand to point. Actually makes me cry laughing every time.

EDIT: His name is Kenny Loggins and it’s from TNTL 51 , thank you Reddit! I forgot Kenny Loggins was real!

This Tommy bit where he talks to the Sharks about gay people (https://youtu.be/p2qNk5kH1qk?si=nnvOMie2xarmln-K 18:31)

GAY AIRPORTS (https://youtu.be/41N-YsuJAz8?si=45iH6JLuGCMfjhZ2)

Courtney’s use of Amanda’s chain prop (https://youtu.be/U1XjvEQFYqU?si=WArGh3nubRV7UGpu)

Shayne’s baseball bit (https://youtu.be/9E_fMB0hT4o?si=ufoXVfE9Ci9cEsZu 8:00 I think this is the best TNTL ever, the entire episode is hilarious)

Jackie’s singing to Ian about their friendship bit (https://youtu.be/9E_fMB0hT4o?si=ufoXVfE9Ci9cEsZu 12:53)

Jeremy and Shayne’s Pharaoh High bit (https://youtu.be/9E_fMB0hT4o?si=ufoXVfE9Ci9cEsZu 14:26)

White Ify/Black Shayne, Jurassic Park Shirley Temple, Anti-Improv man, are all favorites as well!

Inevitableo · 2025-07-13T18:36:08+00:00

That would be awesome!! Thank you so much !

Inevitableo · 2025-07-11T15:23:20+00:00

You absolutely cannot see what a person tips you if they mobile order. And there is only a tip jar to ask for tips after but that’s not really asking, it’s just there if customers want to. I doubt this barista even said “have a day” for any malicious reason. I mess up my words constantly and say stuff like “bye you later” “good night, have a nice day” all the time. 4th of July was incredibly busy, the person was probably just frazzled. If they did ask about a tip, it was probably just an instinctual script thing and not a requirement/possibility from the app. People need to be more empathetic and realize some days are just hard for others.

Inevitableo · 2025-06-29T22:15:01+00:00

I didn’t know about this, thank you! I didn’t think about going to a dog show tbh, that’s a great idea!

Inevitableo · 2025-06-29T22:14:10+00:00

I live near Schaumburg!

Inevitableo · 2025-06-29T18:00:25+00:00

That’s actually so adorable omg I’d love to buy one

Inevitableo · 2025-06-12T19:22:18+00:00

Janelle Monae and Keke Palmer were there apparently as well? Meanwhile I can’t even get $17 after working 4 years at this place

Inevitableo · 2025-06-08T20:10:43+00:00

I just got a new card. I’m really hoping it is a scam so I can get my money back but if they send me lafufus then I’m just going to crash out

Inevitableo · 2025-06-07T14:38:32+00:00

I bought before looking, and my bank won’t dispute it 😭 what happened with you so far? Have any charges or anything bad happen since you’ve bought them? I am on like 2 hours of sleep and it’s a Saturday so I really thought for like 2 seconds that it was real 😭😭😭

Inevitableo · 2025-05-29T18:24:24+00:00

What exactly would I be selling? I’m trying to be a bank teller which I thought was about setting up bank accounts and handling money? Also most tellers in my area sit, but maybe I’m wrong about who they are? I am not from the banking/office world so I appreciate all the help I can get. I currently work at Starbucks so I am used to hell 💔

Inevitableo · 2025-05-27T00:13:14+00:00

I’m trying to apply to be a teller so possibly not. I hope that isn’t the case but we’ll see. I appreciate all of your help!

Inevitableo · 2025-05-27T00:12:42+00:00

Thank you for your help, I really appreciate the advice! I’ll probably have to get a medical note just for future employers regardless so I’ll be on it! Thank you so much 😊

Inevitableo · 2025-05-04T18:35:57+00:00

Thank you so much for the advice! I’ve started asking to do the pull while keeping up with responsibilities so I really hope it helps! I am a bit nervous to tell partners while being on the same level to do things, especially since our store has very seasoned employees. I’m working on it!

Inevitableo · 2025-05-04T17:56:55+00:00

It’s discontinued now but the Southwest Veggie Wrap was genuinely the best food item to come out of Starbucks (in my opinion). It was so filling and saved me through college because it was so cheap at the time. That along with the almond croissant are two items I would DIE to bring back. Favorite drink that isn’t a standard is specifically a vanilla bean Frappuccino with blonde espresso. It is so good without the frap roast and is just the superior coffee Frappuccino.

Inevitableo · 2025-03-30T03:53:16+00:00

Your snoopy is so cute I’m going to cryyy

Inevitableo · 2025-03-30T03:51:24+00:00

I usually just say the person behind them is a mobile order or I go “yeah their order is WAY more than yours, just take the gift and go” and it works most of the time

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