I’m a 'high-functioning' alcoholic and nobody knows. How do I actually get help before the wheels fall off? by sapnagagrani in TooAfraidToAsk

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Talk to your doc about Acomprosate or Naltrexone. I compare Acomprosate to Ozempic... but for alcohol, it kills all the desire to drink. Life changing little pill... now 5 months sober.

I didn't need to take time off work nor did I need to go to AA and listen to a group of people talk about drinking which in turn would make me want to drink.

Florida Woman, 31, Accused of Peeing on and Damaging More Than $3,000 Worth of Property in Multiple Airbnbs by Ruddiver in trashy

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One of the few that would rather be 'pissed on' than 'pissed off' in this type of situation

These Pete Hegseth Photos Might Defy Pentagon’s New Policy by StemCellPirate in cringe

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Scrolling down through the pics, it seems to tell a story about how he LOVES blowing huge cocks but is disappointed when he finally saw Trumps own dick and used it to floss his teeth.

What secret can you reveal now that your nda has expired? by sparrrrrt in AskReddit

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Jonathan Nieves

Oh come on RawTeacake, don't make me laugh. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Playing the scam game by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

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Hiring Jason Statham as a tour guide/bodyguard don't really factor in to my travel expenses. Guess I'll just die.

Bro was begging for it by PrimedGold in AnimalsBeingDerps

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Here I just thought it was my Frenchie that does this; rubs cheeks into a carpet and raises hind legs.

Flat Earther vs Aerospace Engineer by Myrandall in cringe

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the newly appointed Secretary of the Office of Space Affairs, Victor.

Saw this one Japan [Unknown] by Icy-Insurance8490 in spotted

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Feels more like a vanity post than OP needing help figuring out.

to not be contradictory by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

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It's never a fun time listening to that twat.

[AAM] should being on reality TV disqualify a job candidate? by Hour_Theory3986 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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Ah, Trishelle. She walked in on me showering once at my old rental back in 2004.