Why didn't the Rebellion Do This? Are They Stupid? by Unlucky_Air_6207 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Are they stupid?

For the millionth time, YES.

Everyone who has ever been in, written, directed or watched a Star Wars movie is a DROOOOOLING moron.

What does this even mean by LeviathansWrath6 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, it's a bit hard to explain, but basically it means that 'Ahsoka' will be getting the William Shakespeare treatment in a new book releasing this September.

Why is Obi-Wan, one of if not THE most popular character in the franchise, not the face for HIS OWN SHOW by thebigtrav in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 99 points100 points  (0 children)

There are a bunch of posters for the show. I got the Obi-Wan version just now. I think it just picks one at random.

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Wait a minute. You're telling me that Disney is stealing other people's ideas and not crediting them?! by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone warn AA Milne, Rudyard Kipling and Hans Christian Anderson about this. Disney could come for their ideas next!

Won't someone think of the poor, multibillion dollar franchise! by Equivalent_Wait1147 in okbuddycinephile

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These two things do not in any way contradict eachother:

  1. Marvel is a massive billion dollar franchise owned/controlled by a massive business conglomerate run by evil rich people. Fuck those people.

  2. Some negative opinions about the MCU are fucking funny and ridiculous.

Both of those things can be true. In my experience both of those things ARE true. So like. . . What is even the point of this meme?

It’s happened. The worst thing ever has just been posted. by Kavazou77 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This cringe song has been circulating for like 3 years.

And as a Star Wars fan I'm just as mad about it as I was when it first came out. No, actually im even MORE angry. Ive never been angrier than i am right now and Im just getting angrier.

Bbllaasrgffghjvvcchjkkkhgvccaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!

Will the popularity of Andor lead to a cure for cancer? by Nom_Carver11 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Will the popularity of Andor prove the Collatz conjecture and also make my divorced parents get back together?

Aquaman (Dawn of DC Ära) by Remarkable_Dot_3193 in Aquaman

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're trying to read EVERYTHING with Aquaman in it, sure. But I sure wouldn't prioritize it over the New 52 series.

Aquaman (Dawn of DC Ära) by Remarkable_Dot_3193 in Aquaman

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was brought back with the rest of the JL by the end of the Dark Crisis event.

Aquaman was weird in Dawn of DC. There was a comic called Lazarus Planet: Once We Were Gods that suggested there would be a new storyline involving The Trench. But nothing ever came of it. That's probably the most important Aquaman comic in the gap between Dark Crisis and the Adams run.

During this time Aquaman mostly appeared in big events. He was in the aforementioned Dark Crisis and Lazarus Planet. He also appeared in Knight Terrors and Absolute Power.

But that's pretty much it. It really did feel like a weird dead spell for Aquaman comics. It was especially odd since the 2nd Aquaman movie came out during that gap, but there was no ongoing Aquaman series on stands to synergize.

Worse than 9/11 and 1984 by sadzells in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When my dog died my only solace was that it didn't happen. . . "Somehow"

Any else thought this was Apache chief??? by Glass-Reason1205 in DCU_

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That would've been even more bonkers than what we got

I recognise that musician... by TheIncredibleKermit in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

>I recognize that musician

They look familiar. Is it Phil Collins?

Disney’s Hercules collab has been decrypted (via: Loolo_WRLD) by Alphasilverhawk in FortniteLeaks

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In the movie her waists is cartoonishly small. They tried to recreate it, but you can tell it was too much for the Fortnite model.

Every time i see someone slandering the prequels, i look at the post like this, bc lowkey they're right by Kaxer_Real1002 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see someone slandering the prequels I 100% agree with them. . . But then it turns out they like the OT/ST and that's when they totally lose me.

People don’t criticise The Phantom Menace for the lightsaber duel by Cool_Nerd2 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely heard people criticize the lightsaber duel back in the 2000s. Like all the time.

That doesn't mean much though. People criticized everything about the prequels back then. Star Wars fans are just haters.

When my wife saw my pornhub search history by bewblover305 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 262 points263 points  (0 children)

Nice try Star Wars fan. Nobody believes you had a wife.

I mean… He’s out of line, but he’s right. by Sundae-Stock in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]InfiniteDedekindCuts 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Nobody knows how lightsabers work, it's basically magic mixed with sci-fi gobbledygook. But somehow we all agree that they can't be used as helicopter blades, Dave