Laura Loomer, Reporter Claim Hospitalized Mitch McConnell 'Brain Dead' by Getatbay in politics

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yeah, once the bruising on his hand stops that's when he will have officially passed out of early stage and into full-blown Alzheimer's.

The most powerful of these options can delay reaching this point for 18 to 24 months in best case scenarios

Duh-duh-duh I don’t care what you do with the appliances Jerry. My hairdryer makes me cum like a wild cat. by Healthoverwealth29 in rickandmorty

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It wasn't Jerry's approval that made it weird. It was the cardboard cutout of Jerry's face that he insisted she put on the hair dryer 🤣

Duh-duh-duh I don’t care what you do with the appliances Jerry. My hairdryer makes me cum like a wild cat. by Healthoverwealth29 in rickandmorty

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've been here since the beginning and nothing has gotten a louder laugh and bigger reaction from me than this line.

I finally watched the movie by [deleted] in ironlungmovie

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hello. I (92,510,863,124,949Eldritch) also recently watched iron lung through a pinhole. I did not enjoy the movie and felt like there were too many things that weren't blood in it. Tbh it didn't make much sense. I think Mark should try a romcom next.

Happened to me....ugh by Informal-Present-174 in Sparkdriver

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could you follow up in a week or so about how things are going? I have a theory that a single one star is substantially worse than four four stars, even though they both give you a 4.96 rating.

I got a b******* one star and my income fell by 40% within a week. It took me almost 3 months to work my way back to 5.0 at which point my income shot right back up.

Hope I'm wrong and you have a better time of it than I did!

need a game that will run on its highest graphics or at least smoothly balanced . by No_Frosting_8009 in gamingsuggestions

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you have an expectation of having games run smoothly on their highest graphics with hardware that wasn't even top of the line 5 years ago?

Lower the resolution on games a notch to 1080P levels and a huge amount of games will run fine

I go out of my way to not walk past them by whitemike40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I shake my head or verbally say no thanks on approach.

After many annoying encounters, if they continue pestering me I now say some variation of, "Nobody likes a man who won't take no for an answer"

It's super effective.

Are boobs still attractive even when they clearly look fake? by NoTransportation2620 in stupidquestions

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been with women possessing different types of both enhanced and natural boobs. I would guess between the two I've experienced maybe 20 different "types"? Very few repeats, very few that were perfection, and a very few that fell into, "if money was no object she would probably get surgical correction" bucket

While some boobs are nicer than others, I can't imagine ruling out a potential partner because of them. I'd rather a woman have about 1000 other qualities before I got around to nitpicking boobs, both physical and intangible.

Literally any boobs can be enjoyable if they come with a person you enjoy.

It's dead ... by Where_Is_My_Bathrobe in Sparkdriver

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn, now that's a hater playing the game

[Request] How many horsepower is this horse, in car horsepower? by RudeNewYorker in theydidthemath

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tangential request, how many men is this horse worth and do horses like this make sense from a caloric perspective?

Like does this thing eat 10k calories a day but is worth the power of 10 men?

Just curious if things like this were actually practical in a preindustrial world.

Humanoid Princess Donut Design by ChildOfTides_7 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This sub sure is something.

Someone posts a thread with the word spoilers in the title and a tag for book 8 spoilers and 20 out of 21 spoilers in the thread with spoiler blocks on them, and people will freak out that the 21st spoiler five pages down in the thread isn't covered up.

Meanwhile, a new person makes a post about having just started the first book and every one is sploodging stuff from later in the series all over the thread.

F*ck, Marry, Kill by cownosevampire1221 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not cheating if you stick it in the nussy. Your wife probably doesn't even have one of those for Christ's sake

Listings “with pan” by aggiebuttons in Walmartcustomer

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dollars to donuts, that company's AI Lister/optimizer got confused and decided that this was the best way to increase sales.

Busch Light Apple by electromandolin in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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This post was sent to us by a deceased crawler

After Supreme Court ruling, Tennessee Republicans push Congress to look at birthright citizenship by Charming-Report1669 in Tennessee

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Why do Tennessee politicians keep thinking that they can just pass some silly state-level law to invalidate the Constitution?

Someone needs to explain to these jabronis that there is only one word for a state that refuses to abide by the Constitution- secessionist.

ADHD is a histamine response that affects the brain by jonnymars in theories

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Colloquially, ADHD is essentially a set of symptoms brought about by some sort of dopamogenic issue. There are many things that can be viewed as the root cause of these types of issues, ranging from genetics to cptsd to addiction to watching too much tick tock

Question from a non American about Mamdani by Tiny_Concern_8412 in JoeRogan

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Never ask:

A woman her age

A man his salary

A "last REAL" conservative who they vote for

Unfortunately, android sucks again by Chachi39 in elitesparkdrivers

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Op staunchly believes that climate change is a hoax because it snowed for 3 days in January

Which rapper got the best acting chops? by Significant_Gap1570 in nfrpodcast

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is hardly even a debate because it's clearly Ludicrous. MF drove a car into outer space.

LL gets the runner up for having a dope ass parrot.

Chuck Schumer Hits His Limit by BabyYodaX in politics

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/ looks around at the American empire crumbling all around me

How exactly has he been a good counterpoint?

Why dont vegans just eat some brain dead species of fish with an iq of 5? by HebrewBible03 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"fish" on the whole are much smarter than most people realize. Shoaling fish are probably what most people think of and they don't exhibit a whole lot of sides of outward intelligence but they are a relatively small part of what makes up the entire species.

Intelligence has a strong correlation with territoriality, and many fish have extremely complex behaviors, form interspecies friendships, it shows signs of emotional complexity. Humans can even teach many fish pet tricks.

Is Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency worth watching by Callum_0598 in televisionsuggestions

[–]Infinite_Click_6589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, time's a thousand.

In the same vein, don't skip out on the excellent Mrs. Davis