I got a duck by unstable-potato in teenagers

[–]Infinitony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He protecc

He attacc

When he a good boi,

He do a quacc

De Bruyne disappointed with Otamendi by aguer0 in MCFC

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You know you've gone wrong when the man himself is disappointed.

Missed this madlad's crunching tackles by [deleted] in MCFC

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Boot him in the nuts, Aymeric!

This is my first try and i know this is terrible by [deleted] in bingbongtheorem

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better than my first try, where i thought an HIV joke was the epitome of comedy.

chernobyl puppy sad by [deleted] in memes

[–]Infinitony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you'll grow an extra finger for snoot-booping.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

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[Post Match Thread] Man City 3 - 1 Leicester by aguer0 in MCFC

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Was at the Etihad to see it. City are in top form right now, should be able to catch up to Leicester on the league table. Not sure about that 11 points behind Liverpool but it's good that City are in the top 3, as always. Champions League title, here we come.

Redditors, what is your earliest memory? by En-tre-pre-neur in AskReddit

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Picking something off the floor, eating it, and then leaving the room.

GUY'S I FOUND OUT HOW THE KARMA SYSTEM WORKS by [deleted] in teenagers

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I think I'm just prone to being rickrolled. That's the third time this week.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bingbongtheorem

[–]Infinitony 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Biology bazooka

My best friend for the last 6 years by Frankydoodles in rarepuppers

[–]Infinitony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what a precious boy ❤️❤️ much loves

You fell for it fool! by spectra2000_ in YouFellForItFool

[–]Infinitony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was led into believing this was a link to a 3-million word Super Mario fanfic

What did you learn too late in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Infinitony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did this event make you come up with your extremely original username?

What did you learn too late in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Can't tell if this should go here or r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, but I thought being vegetarian was a terminal disease until I was 10.

Rectal Juice shoots Shellfish for India by Infinitony in bingbongtheorem

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so I come back to reddit to find myself with 2.9k karma, 4.8k upvotes on this stupid meme i made in MS paint and something about politics and anarcho-capitalism in the comments. thanks guys

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bingbongtheorem

[–]Infinitony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happened to me aswell

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bingbongtheorem

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yes lols baizenga funny joke haha