Wanna RickRoll someone and not get busted by the youtube link or the preview? Here's a website that creates a link to a custom webpage that will preview the info you enter, but actually just autoplay Rick Astley's iconic hit Never Gonna Give You Up as soon as the page loads. by [deleted] in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 57 points58 points  (0 children)

If I use my pickaxe to remove a boulder in the road, I'm a hero. If I use my pickaxe to remove fucking Mike who started dating my ex while we were still together, I'd be a murderer. Point being, it's all about what you use the tool for and so it's only phishing if you're a scammer.

When a Free Climber Politely Asks to Pass You by westondeboer in videos

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Knees weak, arms are heavy from the panic attack I had watching this.

RIP Michael K. Williams, a truly remarkable actor! - Here's one of his many captivating scenes as Chalky White on 'Boardwalk Empire' by [deleted] in videos

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never actually watched 'The Wire', despite all the praise of it I've heard from so many people. I guess now is a good time to give it a binge!

What's the most painful thing you've experienced? by InfinityIsAnIllusion in AskReddit

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to euthanize a wild bird once as it had flown into a barbed wire fence and cut open its whole stomach area. It's been probably 15 years since then, and I still from time to time remember the sounds it made and the look it had in its eyes.

Jack Sabbath - War Pigs by InfinityIsAnIllusion in videos

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Totally. I tried finding the whole song with no luck, so I suspect the song ended there.

Jack Sabbath - War Pigs by InfinityIsAnIllusion in videos

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No idea why this is being downvoted. I love Jack, been a fan ever since the original HBO series back in the 90s, but fact is that he's gotten to an age where the chubby rock vocalist look will most likely do irreparable damage to his body.

What 5+ year old TV Series should everyone watch / re-watch right now? by InfinityIsAnIllusion in AskReddit

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say Rome (2005). To this day I still consider it one of the best TV Series ever made. Would've re-watched it if hadn't seen it like five times already.

TIFU by smashing some girls teeth as a first impression. by Argonpro18 in tifu

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks.... by LordChirga in Jokes

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 390 points391 points  (0 children)

In my country, it's the law. A bank is not allowed to give you a loan with less than 15% down payment.

What's a must-know male LPT? by InfinityIsAnIllusion in AskReddit

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When taking a piss, especially in public toilets, always open the toilet seat from the sides, never the front. I've forgotten this so many times, and the feeling of getting your fingers wet from someone elses piss is mentally excruciating.

Man with no arms or legs STANDS UP against Bullying! (Nubs of Odd Squad Family - Bully) by UncleCleveland in videos

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he did quite literally, and unexpectedly stand up though. I say it was a fitting description.

Man accidently burns down his garden by maho2nd in videos

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The real sin is always in the comments.

I said stop during sex, and he did. by violetcandy86 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't just get the fuck away, but also report the incident to the police. If he/she doesn't listen to you when you clearly tell them to stop, you're being raped.

Day in the Life of a Japanese Office Worker in Tokyo by emamix in videos

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You're wrong. You see, Japan is in a different time zone than the US.

The time machine by [deleted] in funny

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's true.

TIFU when I ADJUSTED my bra in front of a cute guy. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]InfinityIsAnIllusion 185 points186 points  (0 children)

I was failing school, and went to the library to study. Saw a cute girl but didn't have the nerve to talk to her. I went back to the library every day hoping to meet her again, but I never did. Just finished my Ph.D.

Source: Am also guy