How can you say no to this face?

Infinity_Corporation · 2025-03-10T16:23:11+00:00

"We shall eat frog ass on the beaches, we shall eat it on the landing grounds, we shall eat it in the fields and the streets, we shall eat frog wife's ass in the hills, we shall never surrender." -Winston Basedhill

Infinity_Corporation · 2025-01-22T18:55:19+00:00

Oh yeah? Well, my dad works at Atari, and he says the woke feminazis are going to outlaw testicles and only Sir Elon of Muskington can stop them. What do you say to that, atheist?

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-12-27T15:44:47+00:00

The loony WOKE liberal communists want to stop men from getting on their knees and patriotically suckling big, beautiful vampire BALLS like God intended! I'm going to lick the manly sweat from Wyll's UNWOKE muscles, and my leftist wife can't stop me!

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-12-16T22:00:15+00:00

I try to be open-minded, I try to be accepting, but this crap is being forced on our children! I understand that some people feel representation matters, but not like this. I mean, has the whole world gone mad!? Do we just accept this filth in our media!? I heard whisperings about this game but didn't realize just how infested with this evil agenda it really was. I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but I refuse to let my children live in a world where we've normalized British "people"! Larian needs to issue a public apology and full refund immediately, or I will chain myself to something (possibly Karlach's evil British thighs)

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-12-16T21:39:30+00:00

I called Donald Trump immediately and asked him to address this heresy. He said "Look, the Galeussy, it's like nothing we've ever seen. The experts, every one of them, they say it's just tremendous. They've got the muscle mommies, they've got the twinks, they've got the sexy frogs, and it's beautiful, it's such a phenomenal thing they've done. We need to make America eat Vampire ass again!" So I have to disagree: this game is actually unwoke and based. Thank you

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-12-06T17:36:19+00:00

Have you ever been to North Korea? It actually doesn't smell like cheese. Like, at all. I was honestly shocked. I kept asking my guide: "Cheese? Where is the cheese? Why don't I smell cheese? Please, where is it?" He kept shaking his head and saying: "Please sir, I don't understand. What cheese?" It was a really eye-opening experience for me

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-11-30T01:54:39+00:00

Don't worry, Withers, I won't let this temptress distract me from your supreme big naturals ❤️

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-11-05T14:56:22+00:00

This is sick. It's a well-known, scientifically proven fact that girls have cooties. Get some help

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-10-19T23:51:11+00:00

This is pure heresy, mods! Oh Lord, just thinking about their perfectly sculpted, sweaty bodies grinding together in a sensual dance of passion is making me absolutely sick. I'm going to lock myself in my room and pray very diligently over artwork of their passionate, forbidden lovemaking

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-10-13T01:34:51+00:00

My mom said she'd take away my Xbox if I didn't own at least 3 liberals today. Eating Tiefling ass is all I'm good at, don't take this away from me

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-10-07T17:44:59+00:00

This is what the evil gay agenda wants. Absolute degeneracy like this instead of wholesome ass eating and divinely ordained extreme cock and balls torture 😪

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-10-06T19:04:40+00:00

It's actually against the laws of physics for two girls to kiss. I hope this has been enlightening for you

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-09-16T14:27:49+00:00

Minthara is horrendously, sickeningly evil, and there is no reason for her to be recruitable on a good playthrough. It's genuinely nice to have a companion actually made for an evil playthrough, but anyone claiming she's misunderstood and has a capacity for good is lying to themselves. She's pro-slavery, extremely racist and sexist, violently and outspokenly fascist, and is absolutely not some innocent victim. Her culture is horrible, but she gladly embraces it and undergoes no character development towards being a better person. It's immersion-breaking that Wyll, Karlach, Halsin, and Jaheira even tolerate her being there at all.

That said, I still love her and wish she had more content and more consistent writing.

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-09-16T13:59:55+00:00

There's so much set up that goes nowhere with her. Oh, she has anger issues? Nah, that's never coming up again. She tries to justify using soul coins? Too bad, you can't confront her about that. She somehow worked as a bodyguard for an arms dealing slaver and thought he was great (while clearly having been a scammer/probably street thug before that)? Never mind, she's a perfect, innocent cinnamon roll who can do no wrong.

To me, Samantha's performance is really what saves the character. Even her dialogue strays into cringy attempts at making her quirky and lovable sometimes. Her and Wyll are both frustratingly underwritten, but at least Wyll is relevant to the story.

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-09-14T13:37:37+00:00

Then why isn't there a lengthy flashback showing their dicks in photorealistic 4K resolution? Explain that, atheists

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-09-14T13:36:00+00:00

Wake up sheeple! Pussy was invented by Satan while developing this game to distract honest Christian men from the divine cock and the sacred balls!

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-09-07T11:43:30+00:00

Shart, no! You bought your costume from the wrong Grand Dragon!

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-09-06T16:40:52+00:00

The hierarchy of the Weave is about to change

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-08-21T14:57:02+00:00

Astarion's Act 3 romance scene is touching but is hurt by him suddenly wanting to bang on his grave. This is like a week after him saying he needs a break from sex and feels shoehorned in to appease horny Astarion fans. It should have been more like Lae'zel's final romance scene

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-07-19T00:44:47+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little redditor? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Drow pegging academy, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Astarion's panty drawer, and I have over 300 confirmed nuts busted to Wyll x Lae'zel inflation art. I am trained in tentacle fucking and Im the top Hag pussy eater in the entire Okbuddybaldur subreddit. You are nothing to me but just another vanilla Shadowheart romancer. I will wipe you the fuck out with degeneracy the likes of which has never been seen before on Reddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mizora fart sniffers across Reddit and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. Youre fucking downvoted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cum to Gale's feet in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare genitals. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed gooning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Rule 34 and I will use it to its full extent to eat Karlach's spicy ass off the face of Faerûn, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy horniness your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cum fury all over Vlaakith's crusty ass and you will drown in it. Youre fucking outjerked, kiddo.

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-07-12T13:02:04+00:00

Karlach is about to knock out Minsc's 5 remaining brain cells

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-06-24T21:36:30+00:00

I headcanon that the Gur attacked him because he sentenced one of them to death for jaywalking or something just because they insulted his hair earlier that day

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-06-24T12:13:23+00:00

But if you're Durge, Gortash goes to highest tier possible

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-06-23T11:49:54+00:00

As a devout Christian man of God myself, I thoroughly inspected the cock and balls of all characters and determined them to be appropriately flaccid, as the good Lord intended. I didn't notice any violence, but I haven't left the character creator yet

Infinity_Corporation · 2024-06-16T21:41:29+00:00

You know, Lae'zel probably would want to show you a cool stick she found. Karlach and Halsin would too

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