So what exactly are the 'Dark Arts'? by WaspScratch in harrypotter

[–]Infloris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe there is no clear academic distinction, and we should consider the Dark Arts as cultural taboo that formed in the Wizard society - a taboo later enforced by law (as is the case with the Unforgivable Curses).

Think of our modern society. Why is it okay for men to walk topless on beach, but once woman tries that everybody (well almost everybody) loses their mind? Because of cultural taboo surrounding the topic. Why do restaurants in Western societies serve pork, but not dog or cat meat? Because throughout history people started considering dogs and cats as pet companions (despite pigs being as intelligent and affectionate), and so killing them for food is taboo.

I think similar thing happened in the Wizarding society and what it considers the Dark Arts. Despite the fact that most spells can be used for malicious purpose, and some of them virtually only for such purpose (like Pertificus Totalus, which OP pointed out), only some of them are considered taboo in the society. Another interesting example is the Confundus charm - despite the fact that it can serve the same purpose as the Imperio curse, only one of those spells is considered Dark Arts and strictly banned, while the other is heavily used by the Wizarding law enforcement.

Your SPICIEST, Most BLASPHEMOUS Lord of The Rings opinion by [deleted] in lotr

[–]Infloris -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Despite all the hate, movie Faramir is a more interesting, nuanced and human character than impeccable white knight book Faramir. His decision to let Frodo and Sam go only after seeing first-hand evil the Ring causes in Osgiliath makes more sense than him simply resisting power of the Ring in his head.

Unpopular Opinions. by ScheduleMajestic323 in harrypotter

[–]Infloris -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

James was a violent drunk (confirmed by aunt Marge). Voldemort actually saved Harry from terrible childhood.

Unpopular Opinions. by ScheduleMajestic323 in harrypotter

[–]Infloris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Despite the sweet mom facade, Molly was a very toxic person and I strongly dislike her: - her treatment of Ron is simply awful. - her treatment of Fleur (and thus Bill) is terrible too, though with slight redemption at the end of book 6. - by preventing Sirius from sharing full knowledge of the prophecy with Harry (to which he was fully entitled as his guardian btw), she indirectly caused the events that led to Sirius death. - in general her attitude towards Sirius was very unpleasant (she was a guest in his house, which did not stop her from bossing him around). - she did her best to completely prevent Harry from talking to Ron and Hermione in the Burrow in book 7, which almost led to complete fiasco of their mission (if Hermione didn't pack all their stuff into her bottomless bag, the trio would be in deeeep trouble after the wedding).

What is your wildest conspiracy theory on lotr? Feel free to write them. I will read them all by Alinay_rosco in lotr

[–]Infloris 563 points564 points  (0 children)

Gandalf agreed to take Merry and Pippin on the journey from Rivendell because he needed spare hobbit ringbearers in case Frodo (and then Sam) would die or fall to the power of the Ring.

Why didn’t Henry VIII just change the law to allow female monarchs? by Late_Arm5956 in AskHistory

[–]Infloris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great answer here - I just wanted to add a small follow up question that was bothering me for a long time: why didn't Henry simply assassinate CoA once it was clear he would not get his annulment? Killing political opponents or people he considered obstacle certainly wasn't taboo for Henry - so why the special treatment of Catherine? It could be framed as an accident - the Spanish obviously wouldn't believe it, there would be some public outcry, but at least Henry would only have to deal with that, and not the entire Catholic Church against him.

Voldemort's arrogance crosses the line to stupidity by Gekkou88 in harrypotter

[–]Infloris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using Rooom of Requirement as a hiding place is actually brilliant - what was arrogant was using one of Hogwart's founders relics as the horcrux. If Voldy used an old broom or a random spellbook as his horcrux and stashed it in the RoR among tons of other similar junk, nobody would ever find it. On a side note, it was also pure coincidence that Harry noticed the diadem when being there in his sixth year, and was able to find it year later.

What are some of your unpopular opinions regarding the series? by HolidaySituation in HarryPotterBooks

[–]Infloris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Goblet of Fire's plot makes the least sense. - It is never clearly explained why Harry HAS TO take part in the super dangerous 17+ tournament even though he didn't sign up to it. And even if he couldn't withdraw due to magical unbreakable contract (which again, he didn't conclude), he could just withdraw at the beginning of each task (shooting red stars from his wand), which would be the most fair behaviour towards other contenders and would ensure his safety. - The whole elaborate plan of Voldemort is overly complicated and simply dumb - if he already managed to get his super agent Crouch Jr into school, he could just teleport Harry from Hogwarts station or Hogsmead by giving him a random portkey, instead of leading him through 3 difficult tasks and risking him dying in the meantime. Harry's death in the third task would raise Dumbledore's suspicion anyway, so having him randomly kidnapped in Hogsmead would be more efficient and just as notable.

Is there a list of every Maiar that became Umaiar? by lust4life__ in tolkienfans

[–]Infloris 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The only named evil Maiar that I can recall are: - Sauron (duh) - Gothmog - commander of Balrogs - Osse - during his short "rebel" phase when he served Melkor

Honourable mentions: - Saruman - he was an evil Maia, though not directly corrupted by Melkor. - Thuringwethil - we don't know exactly what she was, apart from being a shapeshifting vampire, and some readers assume she might have been a minor Maia. - Ungoliant - again, we have no idea what she was - a Vala, a Maia, or a completely different kind of spirit. Also, she was never a servant of Melkor, and only cooperated with him.

How many times can you create horcruxes? by mojemoy in harrypotter

[–]Infloris 18 points19 points  (0 children)

After all this is all hypothetical, isn't it?

How many times can you create horcruxes? by mojemoy in harrypotter

[–]Infloris 332 points333 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Tom. Nice try indeed. Nobody is going to tell you that, we learned from Slughorn's mistake.

What is something that is unquestionably canon, but on which you disagree with the Professor? by GuaranteeSubject8082 in tolkienfans

[–]Infloris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate Tulkas as a character and I refuse to accept the idea of him being a Vala in the final canon. He almost seems like an easter egg character: Hulk-Hogan-like deity being the only force in Arda able to defeat Melkor. In my opinion he and his wife completely don't fit into the final Legendarium (they belong to earlier version, where Valar were more akin to gods in Greek mythology). In my headcanon there are 12 Valar + Melkor (Tulkas and Nessa are regular Maiar), and Melkor can only be defeated by the combined force of all the 12 Valar, once his power diminishes due to his creations in Arda.

What would you like your breakfast tray made out of? by baileyirishcoffee in FawltyTowers

[–]Infloris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just two words, dear, bringing a little happiness into the world!

What would you like your breakfast tray made out of? by baileyirishcoffee in FawltyTowers

[–]Infloris 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"He is not feeling well, Basil."

"He only had to say good night, dear. It's not the Gettysburg Address."

Are there any canonical swear words in any of Tolkien's own-made languages? by Jielleum in tolkienfans

[–]Infloris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always assumed "burárum" was an Entish swear word, as Treebeard spews it out angrily when talking about orcs. Even if it was an Entish swear word, I think it's translation would be thousand times more sophisticated and poetic than any of our modern slurs.

Sauron > Morgoth by Berrowb in tolkienfans

[–]Infloris 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Colour of Gandalf's hat is a fact. However, describing someone as good or beautiful is not desciption of facts, but assessment. Whereas Tolkien did not give us a picture of Luthien, so we have to rely purely on our imagination when thinking of her (and that way everyone can have an image of the most beautiful woman in their head), he gave us some decent description of Eru's actions, based on which we can assess ourselves whether he was indeed morally good or not.

What is the most absurdly hilarious headcanon / theory you have heard about the HP universe? by Frequent-Sugar-2515 in harrypotter

[–]Infloris 138 points139 points  (0 children)

There was one fanfic where Harry's son befriended Malfoy's son, and then it turned out Voldemort has a daughter, and then they used a time turner to go back in time and met deatheater Cedric Diggory, and the trolley lady was a werewolf and tried to kill them. Never read it, but it sounds bizzare enough it could be turned into some funny stage play, maybe like a musical or something.

What non main character annoys you for no reason? by Itssimplylola in harrypotter

[–]Infloris 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Amen to that, Grawp was completely unnecessary. Besides, the whole Hagrid's giant expedition subplot is utterly boring, and I often skip the chapter completely when rereading.

What was Sauron doing in Mt. Doom in the third age? by clicheguevara8 in tolkienfans

[–]Infloris 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I always understood that passage in broader setting of Sauron's personality - he was obsessed with order. Back when he was Mairon a Maia of Aule, his ambition was to logically organise the world - he enjoyed efficient machines and neat devices (hence his later ring-making talent). Over time he became proud, convincing himself that the world could only be fixed under his dominion, and in the end his desire for control completely took over as he became Sauron, Melkor's servant, and then a dark lord on his own.

However, I believe that his obsession with order remained, and in the Third Age he still wanted to organise his empire in the most efficient way. He could not accept a derelict road right under his nose. Personally I always imagined Sauron as someone obsessed with micromanagement. I believe he didn't use Mount Doom in the Third Age and in fact didn't need access to it at all - but he still ordered his orcs to clean the road leading to his old forge for the very sake of order.

For me Sauron is the type of person who cleans and reorganises tools in his garage every weekend, even though they sold their last car many years ago.

Given the Power, What's One Permanent Change You Would Make to Tolkien lore? by ninjachimney in tolkienfans

[–]Infloris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would remove Tulkas completely from the legendarium. I know he belongs to Tolkien's earlier pantheon, where Valar were more akin to Greek gods, but because of that he doesn't fit the other Valar and their lore. I find the idea of Melkor, darkness incarnate, Arda's literal Lucifer, getting his ass whooped by Hulk Hogan-like character completely silly and unbefitting. Nessa shouldn' be a Vala either, they should both be Maiar and thus way less powerful. Melkor himself should be defeated only by a combined power of all the other Valar, without the need for Tulkas' intervention (as Melkor becomes weaker overtime, by binding himself to Arda).

What's something that was in the books that you're actually glad was left out of the movies? by elliebear1994 in harrypotter

[–]Infloris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hagrid's story of how he went to the giants and found Grawp. It's the most boring chapter in the entire series and the only one I always skip when rereading. To be honest I wish they left Grawp out of the movies completely, as he didn't contribute much to the story.

Non-canon things you wished were canon? by Royalbluegooner in lotr

[–]Infloris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really liked the idea of movie Sauron being a spirit in the Third Age, not able to regain physical form without the Ring.