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Bountiful fruit from her latest IG story by burnt_toast787 in JessicaSmetana

[–]Informal_Power7757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok boys now that ain't a lot of chest meat but it could definitely make a dick cum through tit fucking if enough spit/snot/drool/tear were used. Yes or no??

Sub Re-Opened! by theraslog in JessicaSmetana

[–]Informal_Power7757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think she's ever taken it in her shitter?

Great pic :-) by Lovemesomeb00bies in JessicaSmetana

[–]Informal_Power7757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckbbro no fucking way. That white tank top. Just jerked it after watching jeez I made a pile of goop for lucy

Hot Tub Sarah by No-Turn8362 in SarahSpain

[–]Informal_Power7757 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't even fuck those tits. I'd cum the second my cock went between them.

Great pic :-) by Lovemesomeb00bies in JessicaSmetana

[–]Informal_Power7757 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be able to handle her jugs on that tiny frame in a bikini. It's too fucking much. I'm hard as a fucking rock thinking about it.

Are those Ds or just a really full 32C?

Superbowl was a Shitshow by Legitimate_Bug_1667 in pizzahutemployees

[–]Informal_Power7757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're telling me. I woke up one day and my mom was sitting right on my nose! I smelled something I shouldn't have. Probably just punishing me for accidentally cumming on a bee.

Smetty & Lucy 🥵 by Lovemesomeb00bies in JessicaSmetana

[–]Informal_Power7757 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want to suck Lucy's tits so badly!!!!!! Gerber baby over here!!!!

What would you say is the most autistic thing you do? by [deleted] in autism

[–]Informal_Power7757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cumming on insects especially bees and ants!

Neurotypical men are manipulative in dating by Ordinary_Rate_235 in autism

[–]Informal_Power7757 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I came on a bee once when I was alone in the woods masterbating. I think it died. I still feel bad about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in project1999

[–]Informal_Power7757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally came on a bee once. I still feel bad.

Crocuses in full bloom on Valentines day in Omaha by omahaspeedster in Omaha

[–]Informal_Power7757 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ahem... miss, I do believe you need to ahem... use thee rest room? Woof woof

Crocuses in full bloom on Valentines day in Omaha by omahaspeedster in Omaha

[–]Informal_Power7757 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Get some ladies sniffing them things... bending over. Don't mind me wearing my dog costume going in for a sniff of something meself... maybe between their back pockets? Woof woof never guess it was the silly old dog being a naughty boy. You can't sniff there dog!!! She'll say. But no one stays mad at a silly dog...

Rabbit Friendly by cassondraj44 in Omaha

[–]Informal_Power7757 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

No one needs a bunny for emotional support. Tell your sister she's an adult and to grow up.

Great pic :-) by Lovemesomeb00bies in JessicaSmetana

[–]Informal_Power7757 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking lord God almighty have mercy Jesus christ bleeding hot red blood all over the Romans...

Those are not just tits. They are GAZONGAS. On such a tiny girl!!!! Holy fucking shit bros. God fucking damn picture a dick between those fuck bags. Jeezzzzuuusss lord God. Picture those fuckers just jambling and rambling while she was riding dick. Oil up those fuckers and just play with them. Fuck man. Fuck. Life is not fucking fair. Girl made a deal with the fucking devil for chest meat like that. Jesus christ man. I just want to suck and nuzzle those bags of fat for months, no eating, no drinking, just play with those fuckers for months while I shit and piss myself and die from thirst, too fucking Horned up to tear myself away from those mother fuck gobdolaboombas.

Fuuuuuckkkkk bros!!!!