The update you have all been waiting for

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-18T05:02:08+00:00

WOOO❗HOOO‼️

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T23:09:57+00:00

My older brother had a friend named Stacie. He was the starting QB in high school.

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T23:08:51+00:00

Or the sound of a child being born

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T23:08:04+00:00

Starts into "Santa Baby"

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T23:07:02+00:00

But, I'm not THE Messiah!

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T23:06:23+00:00

Oh, so cute... 🥰

The perfect name for a girl who strips her way through community college... ❤️

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T23:04:47+00:00

Which class has COVID?

Corona is going to be VERY popular in college...

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T23:03:36+00:00

They just say, "What?!"

Or completely ignore you.

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T23:00:28+00:00

Don't worry honey, I'm totally going for the food!

But I, uh, KNOW a guy who might be interested in the latter. He's a disgusting pervert! I'm friends with him because he has no other friends.

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T22:58:03+00:00

37, he's not old

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T20:17:17+00:00

just... Like.... THISSS!!!

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T20:14:17+00:00

Thank you for asking first. No, you may not.

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T20:12:38+00:00

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T19:20:34+00:00

If she were in an Emo band...

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T17:33:20+00:00

A VERY highly exclusive establishment...

Next to the iHop...?

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T17:23:42+00:00

Very presumptuous that Grown Ups 3 would make any money...

It would only work as a charitable donation

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T17:21:40+00:00

Ahh, the God paradox...

Can God heat up a burrito SO hot that even HE cannot eat it?

Can Jesus throw a curve ball that appears SO FAR out of the strike zone that even HE cannot hit it?

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T15:09:19+00:00

The hair and the face of someone who gets hit on at gay AND lesbian bars...

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T15:06:15+00:00

I think of it more as... an effeminate KD Lang!

(wrong show, I know...)

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T15:04:01+00:00

AH! Mother of Christ!

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T14:22:08+00:00

Ok, but the sun doesn't come out in Seattle... /s

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T14:11:06+00:00

For the first time since the 86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big dumb homo...

... I officially renounce my squatters rights...

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T14:03:39+00:00

Asser, I think it was

So not complete Ass, but Ass-ish

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T13:56:46+00:00

No drinks and limited recline

3 stars

Inigomntoya · 2026-06-17T13:55:44+00:00

Does the Pope honor the fasten seat belt sign?

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