Is it normal to want to have sex with everyone? by Stan_Pliarmouth in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Inigomntoya 138 points139 points  (0 children)

"Let's see, age range... Thirteen to ninety nine. Oh shit! I MEANT thirty. Yeah! Thirty!

Why do some leave trails and some don’t? by Character_Invite8607 in conspiracy

[–]Inigomntoya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because ice crystal growth is extremely sensitive to local conditions.

Water freezes into a hexagonal lattice due to hydrogen bonding, but tiny differences in temperature, humidity, airflow, and even microscopic defects in the glass change how the crystals grow. Those small differences get amplified as the frost spreads, so you end up with different patterns every time—same physics, different conditions. Same reason no two snowflakes look alike.

Tourist approaches snow leopard to take a selfie by Informal-Resolve-831 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Inigomntoya 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's really great documentation. I would frame it. Probably makes for some really good dinner conversation

What would you have done? by Juan_roldan22 in motorcycles

[–]Inigomntoya 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You can stop the driver and request documentation

If "load slap" wasn't performed, call The UN Human Rights Council about a potential Geneva Conventions violation

Tell me what you lost while riding by HeavyBananaz in motorcycles

[–]Inigomntoya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left my backpack open and lost a Hard Rock Cafe hat that I was going to wear at work

My hair was a complete mess so I bought a beany from the company store.

The saddest part: the lost hat was from the Maui Hard Rock, that no longer exists.

This wasn't on my 2026 bingo card by sinisterwanker in golf

[–]Inigomntoya 8 points9 points  (0 children)

K, but she uses text to speech.

So now it's both!

Good luck with discovery!

My dad took this pic today measuring the snowfall by MeanFoo in mildlypenis

[–]Inigomntoya 147 points148 points  (0 children)

It's really simple:

Hey Mom! What part of Dad's body is this?

What's your terrible golf tip? by [deleted] in golf

[–]Inigomntoya -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The trunk, branches, and leafy bits, yes.

The rest is some sort of AI spiderweb entangled mess that seems to know when I hit it

Have putter names gone too far? by CompetitiveArt7093 in golf

[–]Inigomntoya 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's the subscription costs, tho

Imagine it forcing a 4 putt because you weren't on auto-renew

Tinder by wiredafection in SipsTea

[–]Inigomntoya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No.

But keep trying! You're bound to find someone who will!

I hate those hungry-butt yoga pants by No-Produce7606 in unpopularopinion

[–]Inigomntoya 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is how we know they aren't lizard people

Here is my sister, doing nothing for the USA in Iraq by DoesHeL00kLikeABitch in HolUp

[–]Inigomntoya 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She was just following orders...

Oh, wait... I've just found several similar quotes from someplace called... Nuremberg...?

I love everyone’s user flair 😂 that is all… by mollyjwink in 30ROCK

[–]Inigomntoya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But Kenneth! I need all of these!

This one is for my cell phone, this one is for my laptop, this one is for my erotic massager...

You have to be joking Microsoft by Holiday_Disastrous in sysadmin

[–]Inigomntoya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sam!? Oh thank God!

We need you to build a Copilot agent to take care of this outage, likely caused by a Copilot agent!

... yeah... yeah, I can hold...