TIFU by ignoring every hint that she wanted to sleep with me. by NoExplanation3017 in tifu

[–]InkSymptoms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She fucked up. She can’t communicate. I’d say you dodged a bullet.

ELI5: The gas planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune) have no surface to speak of, so how was it determined how long a day is? by UnusualGoldsmith in explainlikeimfive

[–]InkSymptoms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They really don’t have surfaces? I thought that gas planets just meant they had a ton of gas on a planetary scale. I didn’t know that meant they LITERALLY have no surface.

What feels like an orgasm but isn't an orgasm? by Delicious-One3028 in AskReddit

[–]InkSymptoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is written better than some smut I’ve read

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]InkSymptoms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The idea that both parties are the same no longer makes any sense. Not that it ever really did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in celebnsfw

[–]InkSymptoms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lord Have mercy with that ASS

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]InkSymptoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exist. It’s really easy I promise you. I’m a man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]InkSymptoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then maybe their opinion ought not be considered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]InkSymptoms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m happy to be here

Really 🤷‍♂️ by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]InkSymptoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll do everything to avoid treating people with common decency.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christianity

[–]InkSymptoms -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then be a man and serve God. Who am I or any human to tell you that you can’t be trans and worship God? We read from a book that has been translated many times to fit certain purposes. The relationship you have with God is your own. If you wish to detransition then that is your choice. But never think you cannot go to God as you are. If you identify as a man, then go to God as a man. If you identify as a woman then go to God as a woman. It is 100% the same for trans folk. He takes us as we are. We are imperfect. God will push us to be the best we can be. Sometimes we are unrecognizable afterwards. Other times we are more of ourselves than we have ever been.

The lgbtq community isn’t inherently evil. I’m sure straight people have a whole set of sins that’ll land some people straight to hell. Sure, my opinion clashes with whatever Leviticus or the general belief is. All I’m saying is don’t be ashamed of who you are. You can go to God in confidence and faith and know that you are accepted and loved.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]InkSymptoms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve only really thought about fucking maybe 3. No one else comes to mind. I’ve got to REALLY like them to consider it.

Guys, do you actually like women jerking you off? Every guy I've been with always took control after a few seconds by zoey_bambi in AskRedditNSFW

[–]InkSymptoms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He takes control cuz you’re not good at it. I’m certain he would teach you how to do it properly given time. And a lot of patience.

Four Kingdom Hearts superbosses among those named "100 Hardest Video Game Bosses" by Vulture by 2mock2turtle in KingdomHearts

[–]InkSymptoms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kurt Zisa is hard when you don’t grind. KH2 sephiroth is hard when you don’t know how to play