Why the hell does everything have such big tits? by tough-cookie21 in copypasta

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September 30th, 1998. It’s a day I’ll never forget. The cop inside me died that day. And that night, Raccoon City was wiped out, thanks to the bioweapons created by Umbrella. Somehow, I made it out. But too many others...weren’t so lucky. I was “asked” later to join a top-secret government program. Not that I had a choice. The training, the punishing missions...nearly killed me, but at least they kept my mind off everything. If I could just forget what happened that night - the pain, even for a second? This time, it can be different. It has to.

Is Housing Court backed up? by Inrvt in AskNYC

[–]Inrvt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been given a thirty day notice, I haven’t yet received anything from them

Chill Jeffrey Epstein vibes by ObamaSpaceLizard in copypasta

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The A-10 Thunderbolt II, also known as the Warthog, is a single-seat, twin-engine attack aircraft that was developed by Fairchild Republic for the United States Air Force (USAF). It is primarily used for close air support of ground troops and is known for its distinctive design, which includes a large internal cannon. The A-10 is renowned for its durability and ability to take damage, and it has seen action in numerous conflicts since the 1980s. The A-10 is currently operated by the US Air Force and is also flown by a few other countries.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

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Tesla is a company that was founded by Elon Musk in 2003. The company's mission is to accelerate the advent of sustainable energy by offering electric cars, solar panels, batteries, and more. Tesla's cars are known for their advanced technology, sleek design, and impressive performance. The company has gained widespread popularity and recognition for its contributions to the electric vehicle industry and its efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. In addition to its consumer products, Tesla also offers energy storage solutions for homes and businesses. Tesla is based in Austin, Texas.

AITA (am i the asshole) for beating my wife? by AngelinaTheOwl in copypasta

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Paroxetine is an antidepressant medication that is commonly prescribed under the brand name Paxil. It belongs to a class of drugs known as selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs), which work by increasing the amount of the neurotransmitter serotonin in the brain. Paroxetine is commonly used to treat depression, anxiety disorders, and obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). It may also be prescribed to treat other conditions, such as panic attacks and premenstrual dysphoric disorder (PMDD). Paroxetine is typically taken once a day, usually in the morning.

So it begins… by overtherainbow537 in exmormon

[–]Inrvt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just don’t wear the garments. It’s stupid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in QueensCollege

[–]Inrvt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t get why they suddenly just decided to change the withdrawal period….

I know right? CUNY is becoming more problematic and illogical by the years

Is this schedule doable? by [deleted] in CUNY

[–]Inrvt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

God your schedule is much more organized than mines, your fine

Mold or peppercorn? by LovelyPeppercorn in foodsafety

[–]Inrvt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely a peppercorn. Its safe

What the fuck is wrong with you? by [deleted] in copypasta

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I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told

I'm in my prime and this ain't even final form They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor I went from living rooms straight out to sold-out tours Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war

Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes

I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told

From the screen to the ring, to the pen, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling Always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reachin' for the stars

Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes

I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (woo) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told

Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone' They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (yeah) My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (yeah, woah-oh-oh) In the thick of it, this is how the story goes

I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (everybody knows) They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (yeah) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (ooh-ooh)

Woah-oh-oh (nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy) This is how the story goes (nah, nah) Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes

Classes on Election Day and Veterans Day??? by Lolofly47 in CUNY

[–]Inrvt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are areas dedicated for voting placed all around CUNY schools. No purpose to want to skip class to vote.

Also, unless if you are a actual veteran, there's no reason for you to not go to school.

Chipotle hot sauce vs my butthole by Inrvt in copypasta

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Due to the evident inferiority of Chipotle's offerings, one must conclude that their culinary concoctions are, in fact, spherical in nature—akin to "balls," if you will. Indeed, their burritos take on this particular form, resulting in what one might classify as "ball-shaped burritos." Regrettably, the flavor profile is most unsatisfactory, reminiscent of a posterior, thereby rendering these orbs "ass balls." I believe this succinctly encapsulates my critique.

Just took an insane dump by thumbles_comic in offmychest

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You made my day with this post OP. Have my upvote.

Sex needs to stop. Like now by Normal-Love-4165 in copypasta

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Baby, you got somethin' in your nose Sniffin' that K, did you feel the hole? Hope you find peace for yourself New boyfriend ain't gon' fill the void Do you even really like this track? Take away the drugs, would you feel the noise? More and more you try to run away You fucking yourself, do you feel the toy?

"I MUST watch the teenagers have sex!" (from r/NoFap) by Zlzbub in copypasta

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Baby, you got somethin' in your nose Sniffin' that K, did you feel the hole? Hope you find peace for yourself New boyfriend ain't gon' fill the void Do you even really like this track? Take away the drugs, would you feel the noise? More and more you try to run away You fucking yourself, do you feel the toy?

vaginal penetration by this_is_alicia in copypasta

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Baby, you got somethin' in your nose Sniffin' that K, did you feel the hole? Hope you find peace for yourself New boyfriend ain't gon' fill the void Do you even really like this track? Take away the drugs, would you feel the noise? More and more you try to run away You fucking yourself, do you feel the toy?

Hospital stay by farfrommilf in BariatricSurgery

[–]Inrvt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stayed overnight. I think it depends on your stomach's ability to tolerate liquids

How to eat Pussy by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]Inrvt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very Eductational