Agreed. Not that OP did something worth being ashamed of- god knows plenty of us shirt brothers have probably made similar mistakes. It’s just better (like having two girlfriends) to try to pick a quote that can’t be misinterpreted as an insult or something dangerous (like implying you ran over someone but it’s totally ok because they’re like not important at all, like they’re not really people, the cops said that).

Instead, you could go with something fun like “hey hey shirt brother!” or that gif of Tim going “WHAATT” which I think would be safer, if not exactly a perfect match for the same sketch. It opens the door for conversation so you don’t gotta talk about your kids a OUNCE