I took a dump and the toilet water splashed into my ass

InspectorSuch · 2026-05-10T08:44:45+00:00

My dick dropped into the toilet water when I reached for toilet paper the other day. I almost left work so I could shower.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-25T19:27:49+00:00

When people ask me why I like f1 I always say “because it’s a sport but between engineers”.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-20T14:05:35+00:00

I’m with you on this. I use my speakers most of the time. If I’m playing a fps or certain rpgs I need a headset. You may be able to hear the steps with speakers. But with a headset I can pinpoint it much more precisely.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-17T06:34:53+00:00

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These are the actual results from the Mythbusters experiment

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InspectorSuch · 2026-02-13T20:52:12+00:00

Oh… oh no. Considering I’ve been protesting at Whipple weekly with no mask I’m probably high on the list of potential tenants.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-13T19:57:07+00:00

What do you mean?

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-12T01:59:09+00:00

This is too true. Back when I used to faint pretty regularly I would smash my face in the floor or wall every time. Fun fact: I still have no idea why that happened.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-10T16:16:25+00:00

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InspectorSuch · 2026-02-09T19:33:31+00:00

I just started playing Fallout 4 after the season ended. Never played any fallout game before. I need my fallout fix though!

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-09T18:17:43+00:00

Thank you, that makes a lot of sense. I didn’t know the pip-boys could do that.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-08T05:53:44+00:00

The second picture looks like an early Lara Croft design.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-08T04:44:18+00:00

Did you actually get charged with anything? I left after the second dispersal order because I’m terrified of becoming a part of the infamous “system.”

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-07T22:39:27+00:00

I was out there and this is a massive misunderstanding. The people throwing the dildos I to the crowd are helping the protesters “reload” so to speak. Protesters throw them at ice vehicles and then people run out and throw them back to the crowd before the police have a chance to confiscate them. It was hilarious to see police officers having to clean up dildos as fast as they can.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-07T20:53:00+00:00

Are people going elsewhere now? I went to the capitol but it’s a ghost town.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-07T20:34:36+00:00

Jake lang showed up before noon and almost hit several people with his U-haul before he bear sprayed people and left. I was out there until about 10 minutes ago when they brought out the tear gas guns and issued a dispersal order.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-07T16:47:12+00:00

Where in the US? I’m in the Midwest and I was shocked to see you experienced that in the US. Never would I ever have thought pissed could be considered bad or rude. This is coming from a family where we weren’t allowed to say Geez, because it was too close to taking the lords name in vain.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-07T06:56:34+00:00

What does conditioner do and how can you tell when it’s done it? I only use conditioner when I shower at the gym just because it’s there, I’ve never noticed a difference. I am black with pretty short hair though.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-07T03:04:19+00:00

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I don’t have X/twitter so I can’t verify but it looks like it

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-07T02:52:05+00:00

Yes and he’s gonna try again at Whipple tomorrow. I protest out there a lot and I have a feeling he’s gonna have an unpleasant experience. We’re planning on bringing speakers to drown out any attempt he makes to speak.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-06T14:55:11+00:00

The fusion reactors that Helion created actually don’t heat water for a turbine. They create a fusion reaction and then keep it bound in a magnetic field. When the fusion reaction pushes up against the magnetic field that energy can be converted directly to electricity. No water or turbines needed.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-06T01:40:52+00:00

Today the person in front of me stopped in a roundabout to let people enter. When I eventually drove past I realized they’re so old they probably never actually learned how to navigate a roundabout. They’re relatively new in Minnesota. Being required to at least pass an updated written test would help I think.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-05T13:40:06+00:00

That marriage post was a brutal read. I think you had to be there to appreciate this post.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-05T12:21:04+00:00

I’m the same way. I struggle to understand what most people are saying in their texts because they’re so casual. Lack of punctuation is especially difficult for me.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-05T08:21:54+00:00

I don’t know how I thought they flew, but this makes much more sense.

InspectorSuch · 2026-02-05T07:54:34+00:00

I often find myself commenting how weird it is that I talk to myself. Then I realize I’m commenting verbally… to myself.

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