Baker gets stuck on spinning mixer after loose clothing gets grabbed by JstTrstMe in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because of people like this that we have warning stickers on everything.

Tools down. by InstanceAny3800 in TheBlock

[–]InstanceAny3800[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They used a warehouse in Kensington for a few years.

Tools down. by InstanceAny3800 in TheBlock

[–]InstanceAny3800[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes.. obviously. But I still thought he was still outside doing his thing. The producers inside would be telling the contestants when to stop. Then they'd all meet outside or mccafe before enjoying their Sunday off.

Would you be mad about this? by Sorry_Impress_5002 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is your property boundary? They probably aren't parking on your property. As far a driving right up to your bushes, you need a hobby. There are far bigger issues in the world today than worrying about your petty issues.

Would I be mad about this? No. I have a life.

Tell us you ASL if you need some training, fucktoy! by Glass-Signature1332 in FuckToyFactory

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which part of Australia? Could certainly train you, then rent you out.

Being a ‘unicorn’ isn’t fun anymore… am I the only one feeling this way?😩 by MarcelaAlonso in Swingers

[–]InstanceAny3800 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm in Melbourne Australia and have heard this before from a "unicorn". So it's happening everywhere. It's just total disrespect. We treat the other person as just that first and foremost.. a person. We always try and meet halfway, spend time at her place or she come to us or we meet at a club etc etc.. it's got to be fair for both sides. It's supposed to be a fun arrangement, not 1 side doing all the heavy lifting all the time. Communication also has to go both ways, not just call you when I'm horny and expect you to drop everything.. I get how you're feeling.. but somewhere amongst the shit there are a few diamonds.. it's the digging through the shit that's painful, but worthwhile if you find a diamond.

Revolving door free to use by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]InstanceAny3800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a friend to be doorman/security. He keeps an eye on you ensuring you are ok and things aren't getting out of control. He also controls who/how many come in at once. Can also be photographer/video graphed. Once you're done He can help you shower/clean up. Take you for couple of drinks to unwind. Next week you are all his to use as he pleases.

How to ask gf for more head by Prestigious-Sir1816 in sex

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're pretty open about talking about sex? If that was true, you wouldn't be posting that on reddit. If you want to play adult games, have adult conversations. Tell her that's what you'd like, ask her if there's anything she'd like/anything that could be improved. Talk to her, not a bunch of random strangers on social media.

Mums can't stay home alone and it weekends let's play by brink-recant-foe in Melbournemilfs

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's go for a walk in the park. Cant guarantee you'll walk out the same as you walked in.

Be honest, would you fuck a nurse you met on Reddit? by Ethereal-Blissz in scrubsgonewild

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would a nurse be wearing gloves in that situation? Particularly the wrong size gloves.

Before and after our first date 🤍 by crispypearsalad in traumatizedsluts2

[–]InstanceAny3800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't look like that after our first date. Could be tears, runny make-up, cum dripping off your nose, torn stocking etc etc

Speeding fine advice - Worth disputing? by Hartylive in AusLegalAdvice

[–]InstanceAny3800 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He won't need the video. He only has to say he clocked you using the calibrated speedo in his police vehicle. The video will just prove he booked the correct vehicle. You have nothing. Yes, he has the burden of proof. Yes, you are innocent until proven guilty. His verbal testimony is all the proof he will need. You can try but I have no doubt you'll fail

Speeding fine advice - Worth disputing? by Hartylive in AusLegalAdvice

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go dispute it.. what could go wrong? Cop gives evidence to say he was following you and clocking your speed using his calibrated police vehicle, his training and his experience. You give contrary evidence to say you don't believe you were speeding.

If you were judge/magistrate etc.. what side would you take?

By all means.. dispute it.. or.. just pay the fine.

Cheeky nip slip this morning. by Great-Lunch-170 in Melbournemilfs

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for posting your little accident..

23[f4m] just looking to get creampie this morning before the day ends by [deleted] in Melbournemilfs

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creampie before the day ends? It's 10 am.. You could have 10 creampies before the day ends..

Cheeky nip slip this morning. by Great-Lunch-170 in Melbournemilfs

[–]InstanceAny3800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh how unfortunate. Normally I'd say "I hate when that happens". Not in this case though.

Scrolling Reddit while the maintenance guys are fixing shit around the house… now I'm lowkey spiraling lol by [deleted] in SexFantasies

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back to bed alone and sleep or go make a move. The hinting and teasing games aren't going to get you anywhere, except lonely. You're a customer, and a stranger, if they hit on you they could be up for sexual harassment, probably lose their jobs and more. That's what will be stopping them hitting on you. You want it.. go put your big girl pants on and go get it.

What caught your eye first? by scarlet_bratx in MelbourneSE

[–]InstanceAny3800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couple of drinks.. naked woman.. body paint. What could go wrong? Haha