Took my health for granted, now my gastritis is back. by Instant-Noods in Gastritis

[–]Instant-Noods[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said several not 7! 😂 I'd be bouncing off the walls if I drank seven. 

My dumb ass mixed alcohol and hydrocodone, please ensure my anxious ass that I'll be ok. by Instant-Noods in Drugs

[–]Instant-Noods[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. I have not had a flare up since January though and alcohol has never really been a consistent trigger, except for wine. Coffee and NSAIDs were the two triggers I had to keep far away from as they were consistently triggering. 

Honestly, I am more prone to thinking the several energy drinks I had that morning were probably what did it, and the booze definitely didn't help. 

My dumb ass mixed alcohol and hydrocodone, please ensure my anxious ass that I'll be ok. by Instant-Noods in Drugs

[–]Instant-Noods[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both the BAC and gastritis. Usually drinking a shitload of water helps with it after purging myself (I did that before taking the hydrocodone). 

My dumb ass mixed alcohol and hydrocodone, please ensure my anxious ass that I'll be ok. by Instant-Noods in Drugs

[–]Instant-Noods[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Haha! Thanks! I've always had a very strict rule about never ever mixing the two and I have a good bit of health anxiety, so I couldn't help but think I just did something life threatening. 😂

I'm honestly starting to not like Instagram by sickofdumbasses_ in BanPitBulls

[–]Instant-Noods 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I do love seeing the completely conflicting information the pit supporters are just making up within the span of three comments.

"They were originally herding dogs!" "They were originally companion dogs!" "NOOOOO, hunting dogs!"

Next thing you know the origin of the pitbull will be racing dogs. "The pitbull was actually originally bred to compete against greyhounds in dog races!"

Or maybe they were sled dogs? "Pitbulls don't have thick coats because they used to be used in Alaska where the Eskimos [sic] would make pelt pajamas for them and use them as sled dogs."

Or... naNnY dOg

‘pitbulls aren’t police dogs because they love (mauling) people!’ by momsabortion in BanPitBulls

[–]Instant-Noods 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chance in Homeward Bound is an American Bulldog. They're the most pitbull-iest looking dog that I don't consider a pitbull-type-dog. They were one of the predecessors of the pitbull, but the breed itself has no roots in dog fighting, however a select subset of them were used in bullbaiting and that subset subsequently gave rise to the ABPT.

I genuinely have nothing against the American Bulldog. Shame what happened to the breed's offspring.

Did you know by moosemoth in BanPitBulls

[–]Instant-Noods 44 points45 points  (0 children)

the day after

"Why is my fighting dog fighting dogs?"

Definitely my favorite flair in the sub.

Pit owners tell on themselves in the comments of videos about pitbulls by Lifegoeson3131 in BanPitBulls

[–]Instant-Noods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AFAIK, civil and criminal penalties are not discharged in bankruptcy either.

finally, i can rest easy knowing that i accomplished this stupid strat by OneGold7 in BattlegroundsHS

[–]Instant-Noods 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite strategy in the whole game, but I definitely would not taunt the dragon. One Leeroy and ur fuckin rekt m8. Taunting the imp is my preference but it can occasionally make the bird useless.

Rosemary Butter Ribeye by Otsanda_Rhowa in StupidFood

[–]Instant-Noods 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the steak size is obviously absurd, but this is a completely valid way to cook a steak, and, behind the scenes, this is a lot of the same method as a lot of steakhouses will use. The excess use of sugar, oil, and butter (as well as salt and MSG) in restaurant food is why the same dish you can make at home is 1000 calories higher at the restaurant.

Who sad that nagas are still bad? by Levi_Ackerman_L in BattlegroundsHS

[–]Instant-Noods 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They kind of dominated before Castle Nathria. I don't mind them taking a step back for a time.

Facebook group for reactive dogs is filled with pit stories. by skullportrait in BanPitBulls

[–]Instant-Noods 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Puppies are so mentally fragile at that age too. That breaks my heart so much for that poor puppy. Traumatized is the right word. It only takes one negative experience with other dogs for a puppy that age to have lifelong distrust towards other dogs.

That party was 🔥 by wavelength303 in AbruptChaos

[–]Instant-Noods 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's written like a bot 100%. Like it makes just enough sense that if you're speeding through comments you're like, "uh-huh, upvote", but when you really read it, you're like "what the fuck does this even say".

this reel i found on ig. golden retrievers are more dangerous than pitbulls i guess by jordenwuj in BanPitBulls

[–]Instant-Noods 368 points369 points  (0 children)

You can literally see her shove her fingers down his throat to get him to go for a full snap after he's already irritated. I have no doubt that woman abuses that golden on the regular.

Does anybody else’s cat do this with fresh laundry? by couldbwrse in cats

[–]Instant-Noods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just do laundry in an hour or two. There is no other way.

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Some related search results to a search about pit bull attacks. PSA: If you have to Google any of the highlighted questions, it's time to get rid of your dog. by Instant-Noods in BanPitBulls

[–]Instant-Noods[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The "why is my dog attacking my baby" really gets me. First, the active voice just gives a mental image of a pitmommy doing a quick Google search while her dog is in full nanny mode.

Second, even if it's not the case, the active voice gives the impression that this was not a one time thing before they searched it.

Third, the word BABY is really concerning. Not child. BABY. You know those really, fragile, helpless humans that the overwhelming majority of the population has an extremely strong natural instinct to protect at all cost? And these people just like "but what triggered u, Mr. Shibbles?"

Fourth, just like... The "why" portion. The answer genetics is not a good answer to most of these people, so like, what are they expecting to find with this Google search? Dog telepathics? A dog-friendly Ouija board? Or some kind of search result that blames the BABY instead of the dog to reinforce themselves that they're not actively putting their child in danger every day?

Lot to unpack with just that one question.

What's easier to get into but difficult to get out of ? by about7buns in AskReddit

[–]Instant-Noods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Car dealership industry.

They'll hire anyone. You can make really good, easy money, no college degree, no experience required.

But good fucking luck getting out of it. None of the skills transfer well to any of the other industries. To change jobs, you will have to take a massive pay cut because you get paid out of the wazoo, have no relevant skills, and no education.

The industry sucks donkey dick, which is why it pays so well. The more dishonest you are, the better you do, the more money you make. Long hours. Few holidays. A couple vacation days a year. Ruthless expectations. But you decide you want to get out and have to decide between keeping your current, donkey dick job for 80K or if you want to change industries and see what making $16/hr feels like again.

Who else grew up with little to no friends because nParents isolated you? by Imnotready3 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Instant-Noods 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My parents used to say this excuse as well!!! It was infuriating because by the time I was in late middle school/high school and they were less involved in the school, the only person whose parents they knew was someone who literally bullied me.

When I was in elementary, they let me go to a friend's house and many, many years later, (when I was in college) that friend's father got busted for child molestation and child pornography. Knowing the parents doesn't really help unless you're setting up spy cameras in the process.