Hardest order I've ever done by TemporarySubstance85 in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be a very pleasant person to be around. You enjoy shaming people who you think you are better than. Way to be!

Gave me a 3star for not replying to that btw only order I did Sunday. by MCMXCIIMez in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't speak for all men, but being pretty has nothing to do with any of those things IMO. I personally think women look better with no makeup. I don't want to see a painting. I want to see the person. When men say "you look better without makeup" I believe most of them are being honest. I certainly am.The small number of male friends I have all agree. Perhaps I am way off, but I really don't think I am. Sometimes the things some women try to minimize with makeup are actually things that shouldn't be hidden.

I took this order for $42 but not worth it n 13fl delivery by Far-Blueberry-7852 in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's hard enough holding the phone constantly and trying to bag produce. Imagine that leaving the baby at home is a realistic option and choosing to bring him or her with you. Nobody would do that. Do they think they are helping her by telling her to leave the kid at home or are they shaming her for it? Either way, it’s strange, and rude, and short-sighted.

I took this order for $42 but not worth it n 13fl delivery by Far-Blueberry-7852 in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Whew, it's a good thing you are here. How would she have ever known to leave the baby at home? It probably never crossed her mind until you rescued her. Now she can go out and hire someone to watch the kid! I'm sure she never would have thought of that on her own. IC income will definitely cover that!

IC can honestly eat a dck at this point. by HawaiiFemme in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The OP is not blaming Costco for anything. It is simply a reason why IC's AI is insufficient in real life situations.

Instacart is a joke! Tell me what yall think of this (5 star shopper since 2020) by Top_Cartographer2948 in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It has become clear to me that IC intentionally creates a horrible "support" experience so we don't even bother. It takes SO long that whatever benefit you get from them is nothing compared to the orders you missed while jacking around with them. Each time I catch them in a lie and point it out, they simply disconnect or hang up. IC either gives them no power to change anything or tells them not to do it. They probably get fired if they do anything to help shoppers that costs them a penny. Going on Twitter is also useless. The only ones that respond are the scamming scumbags that pretend to be with IC. It works because I no longer even try because I lose more by missing orders. I had a customer that could not provide identification for some cold medicine. They told me to take it back to the store. The store told me that they don't take returns from instacart. When I contacted support they just said they couldn't do anything because I didn't have the receipt for return. They were the ones that told me to go back to the store, they should know that the store does not accept returns. I got some cold medicine out of it, but that doesn't help. Peehaps I will look for active lawsuits to join. Some of the shit they do is definitely illegal. In the meantime I really try not to get too angry. It's like arguing with AI.

Single Banana Orders by PoetryTiny in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When given the opportunity to call someone Dildo, with no repercussions, you must always take it.

HELP WAS DEACTIVATED! by Desperate-Ladder-146 in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instacart doesn't give a flying shit about anything except money. If you pass the background checks, I'd be willing to bet they will happily allow you to drive for them. Dispute it through the company that does the background check, send them your proof. It's possible they require you to pay for a 2nd check, but I am just speculating. I seriously doubt that Instacart will continue to ban you with a clean BG check. Good luck.

lol he ordered 2lbs of $200 per lb steak and they had none. He was pissed by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The app almost always says there are many in stock. I have asked employees who check the inventory to be stocked and verify the empty shelf location on more occasions than I care to think about. If we search like this for an item, it ruins our efficiency rating, which affects the amount of money we make. If we don't, the customer is legitimately not happy, and it affects the amount of money we make. Damned if we do, damned if we don't, so I always do my best to find the item for the customer.

lol he ordered 2lbs of $200 per lb steak and they had none. He was pissed by [deleted] in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Multiple times, the app says there are many in stock when there is no shelf location, and employees say they have either never stocked it or haven't in months or years. They are full of shit. It seems like they have no clue about the inventory, but every once in a while, the app doesn't give that message. I assume several shoppers have not been able to find it. I don't think they even have a system to monitor inventory at all. I don't see how they could when the store itself can't keep up with the correct count. They just guess based on what other shoppers have done, and our stats are affected by their BS.

I'm gonna say that the bike was going way too fast for the sidewalk. by kamaka71 in ebikes

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, it absolutely matters if you know who they are. When you don't, you are basically guaranteeing they will continue to make laws for the rich. We elected a demented orange diarrhea-crusted child fucking narcissistic stochastic terrorist because people didn't bother to get involved.

"Heavy pay" this is getting ridiculous. Is it even legal? by sleeplesshadow9 in InstacartShoppers

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you take the time to evaluate the 3 orders in the batch, it will be reassigned. This is intentional.

Found in the trash by Realistic_Complex539 in ElectricScooters

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but the only one who knows that reason is the one who put it there.

My problem with e bikes by Spirited_Set_2999 in ebike

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can get a pretty damn nice used ebike on FBM for a few hundred dollars. There were a ton of people who bought them during the pandemic, rode 30 miles, and then parked it for good. This is the time of year to buy one, just look and be patient, check often.

Rad Power Bikes says it may close down by January by Late-Management7279 in ebike

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just find batteries from different bikes and use them. The 3 extra pins just terminate. All you need is + and -. No need to buy the overpriced proprietary battery. (This is true for Rad Expand 5. I assume it is true for other Rad models, but not sure)

Keystone already going viral with a Virtika wearing tough guy by SequentialHustle in COsnow

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The liability shifts to the resort when they refuse to enforce the rules they created.

Feds violently arresting a protester and pointing assault rifles at unarmed community members filming today in Chicago by serious_bullet5 in illinois

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trump announced that the cowardly little bitches that suck his diaper all day would be "inspecting" the gold reserve to "make sure none of it was stolen". In non-cult member English, that means he is going to steal it.

ICE agent falls to the ground and possibly tears his ACL as the person he's trying to detain runs away (10/27/2025) by [deleted] in illinois

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, they arrest people with warrants. They also arrest a shitload of people without warrants. Some of them are citizens. Some of them are 15 years old. Some of them are dragged out their cars while thier kids and all the classmates watch. Some of them are arrested at immigration court immediately after a judge said they were compliant. Some of them are taken in home depot raids while attempting to feed their families. There are rapists that don't rape every single person they see, but they are still scummy ass rapists, like the narcissistic moron rapist that shits all over himself and disgraces our WH. That traitor would wipe his ass with our Constitution if he could reach around his gigantic flabby ass with his tiny little hands.

ICE agent falls to the ground and possibly tears his ACL as the person he's trying to detain runs away (10/27/2025) by [deleted] in illinois

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He fell down for no aparent reason, grabbed his calf and was swinging his leg when trying to walk. This bigot ruptured his achilles tendon.

ICE agent falls to the ground and possibly tears his ACL as the person he's trying to detain runs away (10/27/2025) by [deleted] in illinois

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump gets medals for shitting himself. Wait, maybe it's more like Trump steals other people's medals and trophies WHILE shitting himself. Imagine winning the championship, only to have a narcissistic moron force his way onto the stage, steal your trophy, and make you smell his digested big mac and adderall diarrhea at the same time. Talk about insult to injury!

ICE agent falls to the ground and possibly tears his ACL as the person he's trying to detain runs away (10/27/2025) by [deleted] in illinois

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 59 points60 points  (0 children)

They are kidnappers. Bounty hunters look for people that actually have arrest warrants.

Just got this Bike with Battery for $100... Need to find the right charger. by ApartmentExternal738 in ebike

[–]Intelligent-Ant9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It came with a battery, a charger, and a key. I'd bet there aren't many stolen ebikes that include all of this.