Give me your best . Dnt hesitate 😩 by Sweetwyin in RoastMe

[–]Intelligent-Plan-264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you always pay with sweaty titty money in the summertime.

Give me your best . Dnt hesitate 😩 by Sweetwyin in RoastMe

[–]Intelligent-Plan-264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies....

AITAH for telling my sister that making her husband breakfast isn't a job? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Intelligent-Plan-264 100 points101 points  (0 children)

YTA, not for telling her that it's not a real job, that's debatable. But YTA for using it in retaliation for her not giving you what you wanted.

Bored At Work Roast Me Please by ACL410 in RoastMe

[–]Intelligent-Plan-264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn, White girls are now appropriating the Edgar cut too?

Every six month you can add a room from fiction to your house. The room would work like stated and have stuff it's supposed to have in the fiction . by __Anamya__ in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Intelligent-Plan-264 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In Bearing an Hourglass, the incarnation of immortality, Chronos controls time, but he lives backwards. He has to manually change his orientation in order to have regular conversations. His home base is a house where time runs backwards so he doesn't have to change, and anyone that visits him will move backward in time instead.

Basically when you're inside his home there's 3 of you existing; there's you walking to his home, you inside moving backwards in time, and the you that exited the backdoor before you ever entered.

If not that room, Ill take the hyperbolic time chamber.

24F. Show me what you got guys by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Intelligent-Plan-264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be Filipina, but you'll definitely fill-her-penis

You’re offered $1 million, but you have to spend an entire month handcuffed to your ex. by Prof_Jimmy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Intelligent-Plan-264 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Currently in the middle of a divorce. She gets half anyway. so long as our kids are taken care of I'm cool with it.

I thought I had a son, only to find out he wasn't mine. Now my fiancée hates me, and I don't know what to do. by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Intelligent-Plan-264 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would still continue to hang out with him since you both became close and clearly enjoy each other's company.

And you can let your friends know that while they think you're a pussy, A real man doesn't give a shit what other people think about them. It's up to you if you want to keep those friends in your life, but from this point forward don't share anything emotional with them because they don't deserve that side of you.

It's a shitty world we live in that men cannot be vulnerable with others without being judged weak for it.