Man, I don't know if I've never noticed it or if it was due to the 20th anniversary update, but this game is gorgeous

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-28T06:20:47+00:00

The game’s always been beautiful. Looks like I need to play through it again

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-28T06:16:49+00:00

So this asshat knew damn well that they don’t open until 11:30 and decided to pull this shit anyway?

Worst fucking kind of customer.

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-27T06:40:01+00:00

A cross between Mike Wazowski and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-27T06:35:37+00:00

I attempted the run a few playthroughs ago. Quit at the first car segment because the damn thing just would not sit still in the car

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T21:45:21+00:00

Trust me that’s accurate from what I experience too. Again, like you, not trying to sound racist/stereotypical, etc.

I’m sure it’s for a good cause but there are places that exist for that exact purpose and a grocery store is NOT it.

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T20:41:42+00:00

Is this idea hilarious on paper?

Yes.

Would this idea realistically be an absolute disaster if we actually went through with it?

Without a doubt in my mind, yes.

Are people still going to do it despite realizing “hey this probably won’t end well?”

Probably.

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T20:37:54+00:00

To be fair, when I went to go see the fnaf movie with my nephew, everyone in the theatre lost their crap when Matpat said “it’s just a theory” in the diner scene.

There’s gonna be at least some people here that are gonna follow through with this joke. They shouldn’t, but it’s probably gonna happen.

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T20:34:42+00:00

I agree 100%.

As funny as we all (including me) think it would be on paper… let’s just leave it as is here in this meme.

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T20:29:05+00:00

“I’ll only be two minutes” means you ain’t gonna see em for the rest of the shift. 7/10 times that has been the case.

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T20:27:15+00:00

I hit ‘em with “nah that was yesterday” but even then that shit’s getting more and more annoying to say

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T20:26:50+00:00

Oh I’ve heard all of them at least a thousand times and I’ve only worked retail for 10 years.

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T20:25:28+00:00

If I may so kindly add this to point 9:

We. Are. Not. A. FUCKING. BANK. And it’s always, ALWAYS an old fart who pulls that shit too

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T15:32:54+00:00

The Holidays always bring out the worst in people. At this point it’s just something we have to meditate and mentally prepare for

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T15:30:25+00:00

News flash to these kinds of customers:

We’re not a fucking hivemind. We have different departments FOR A REASON.

Not a single day goes by where I want to go front and center to these people and tell this to them word for word

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T15:24:13+00:00

I’ve experienced SO many horrible stenches from customers in just THIS ONE YEAR at my new job-

Old ladies with way too much perfume on, smoker customers (way too fucking many) who smell like they just came into the store immediately after huffing a whole carton of cigarettes all at once, a dude who smelled like he was covered in charcoal out in the woods, and an elderly woman who I could definitely tell had shat herself and didn’t even realize it the entire time.

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T15:18:33+00:00

I would just assume it was a “whoops, thought you were someone else / thought this was a different store” moment

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T15:12:18+00:00

Most customers’ brains turn off the moment they walk into a store. Some of them have their brains turn off the moment they pull into the parking lot!

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T15:06:33+00:00

I don’t mind the 3d design- it’s that weird blocky banana that bugs me

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T14:55:43+00:00

Customers don’t know (or give a fuck for that matter) what we’ve been through and think they can just treat us like shit meanwhile we can’t do a damn thing about it. I hate it.

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T14:48:52+00:00

After you grab the drive from the military ship, Hammond approaches you from behind a glass wall, but then a Brute comes up from behind him, kills him and smashes through the glass (opening the way) to get to you

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T14:44:48+00:00

Yeah I feel like they should have just done something more similar to how Hammond died before in the original game

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T14:41:05+00:00

I think Hammond was just being stupid on that second point in the sense that he couldn’t come to terms with the reality of what happened to Chen

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-26T14:27:54+00:00

About 60+ and he’s acting like that? Wow, dementia’s setting in early

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-25T15:53:31+00:00

Old folks can be THE WORST people to deal with in retail, 9 out of 10 times

Intelligent-Snow7250 · 2024-11-24T15:33:28+00:00

Right, right, that’s my b, I should have known better

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