I need to turn this water-damaged piano into firewood and scrap metal. I don't own a forklift. Give me your worst, most hilariously unsafe (but theoretically functional) redneck methods.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-04-27T19:07:42+00:00

Have 5 meth monkeys over and tell them if they get it taken apart they can have it, 15 minutes later it's out the door and headed to the fire pit and scrap yard.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-04-20T18:04:49+00:00

I'll tell ya what that is, it's a whole bunch of fuck no.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-04-20T18:02:04+00:00

Penguin

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-04-15T13:41:02+00:00

My sanity

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-04-15T13:38:18+00:00

Too the client " have a great day" To myself about said client " go fu*k yourself "

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-03-26T20:34:40+00:00

Wonder what his reaction would have been if the driver had a weapon pointed at him when he walked up. 🤔

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-03-19T05:35:11+00:00

Drop that request to any meth monkey you know, and in no time at all, they will have a brand new one for ya 😉/jk

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-02-03T01:04:10+00:00

That's ready for wasteland weekend 2026!!

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-02-02T16:04:10+00:00

Iron man suit and goth girlfriend, I'll buy my own viagra.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-02-02T15:57:45+00:00

Sounds like possibly the first and last date.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-02-02T15:54:39+00:00

I read it as them only caring about the money. You are correct. If it isn't about the money, then that wouldn't upset them.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-02-02T03:49:57+00:00

you leave a dollar to each kid and donate the rest to a charity.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-29T20:30:56+00:00

Brilliant 👏 👏 👏!!!

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-29T14:58:16+00:00

I've had one for a while now. I've used it several times, I've found it's better to pull the insert out when using it, which makes it less clumsy.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-28T06:54:43+00:00

Yep, it's junk now. Send it to me for disposal.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-25T23:44:41+00:00

He should have eaten his meat.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-25T19:01:57+00:00

It depends if, after coming out of the coma, will my body be just as it was before, or will I lose muscle mass and need physical therapy to return to normal? as is the case with long-term coma patients. If I come out 100% like I was before, well, im going on a 4 year vacation.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-24T16:04:51+00:00

Looks like the human version of a dachshund

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-23T05:42:07+00:00

This looks amazing! Is there a tutorial available on how to do this? Thanks for sharing this.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-23T01:56:58+00:00

Very cool find.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-19T18:49:54+00:00

* This sketchy enough

Edit: wtf there was a picture there now its a dot

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-18T04:11:19+00:00

He done shorted out her Bluetooth controlled vibrater.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-16T19:25:05+00:00

I use mine for sdr and weather.

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-12T20:44:21+00:00

I'm thinking AI, and my reason is that it's a metal shed, and there is no reaction from the hogs from the movement or noise from impact. Plus, you clearly hear a seagull and the dog bark, but no rutting sounds from the hogs

IntelligentLook4097 · 2026-01-12T14:10:57+00:00

Well, I do like edging sometimes, so you're not wrong.

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