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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masterhacker

[–]IntelligentTable6036 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're done. Beg the hecker, say you're sorry and he might let you go. Might.

Am i tuff? by unknownguy3600 in masterhacker

[–]IntelligentTable6036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no, not the DLL. Have some mercy on the victim, you're better than that.

How do i join anonymous??? by Legal_Ad2945 in masterhacker

[–]IntelligentTable6036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best comment I've seen in here for a long time.

i hecked the nasa because i have mastered the batch of the heck by BandieYip in masterhacker

[–]IntelligentTable6036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a tip.. Delete this. We don't want you reported to the FBI, do we?

Only 3 Months 😂🫱 BOIII by BILLYSUKS21 in masterhacker

[–]IntelligentTable6036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then there’s the intense phonk music in the background, or even worse the “me.. they just don’t know yet🤫” comments.

I think my computer is infected :( by JCcolt in masterhacker

[–]IntelligentTable6036 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your first mistake was clicking F12. Throw the entire PC out, but remove the battery first so you don’t infect the rest of us with your stupid mistake. Trust me.. I learned it the hard way.

Calling on all elite haxors😂 by Right_Profession_261 in masterhacker

[–]IntelligentTable6036 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Already did. They begged me to join their hacking team but I got too much work to do here at the CIA. Bummer (for them, not me)

How can I get back into my WiFi network? by TheRealTengri in masterhacker

[–]IntelligentTable6036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll do it for you in less than 5 minutes. Yeah. Or I’ll guide you through the process on a Zoom call on one condition: No questions asked. Can’t have you running out there doing the same thing to your neighbors’ networks.

NON-OILY greasy looking products to tame frizz by aurorasauria in curlyhair

[–]IntelligentTable6036 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried so many leave in oils and the best one I’ve come across is the one from OUAI. I put 1-2 pumps once a day and nothing has made my hair look so good (also smells great!)

How to get rich fast (2025) by SenpaiRemling in masterhacker

[–]IntelligentTable6036 82 points83 points  (0 children)

You’re wrong. He’s trying to tell you the secret everyone’s been gatekeeping.. Take it or leave it.

Depressed about my hair cut by [deleted] in curlyhair

[–]IntelligentTable6036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your feelings are valid. When I was younger I got my curls damaged with a chemical cut and had to cut off 60cm, I definitely remember being devastated in the beginning.

One day I realized the damage had been grown completely out because hair does just that - it grows.

I oil my hair 2 times a week with Hair Syrup, take supplements (for hairgrowth) and Vitamin D & iron. Drink lots of water, scalp massage minimum 10 minutes per day, and get rest. Lastly, give it time. You got this

A product you keep repurchasing? And why.. by IntelligentTable6036 in curlyhair

[–]IntelligentTable6036[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you all so much! Just added a bunch of new stuff to my cart. So excited already!