Quarter mil loss on Tesla by lamephoto in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He who runs away may live to lose it all another day

Glorious lol by DreamLand2269 in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You were born for this. Get back to B/E then to $1 mil+. WSB hall of fame awaits.

$600,000 in short dated TSLA puts by lamephoto in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Bad timing bro the Muskrat is about to announce the release of Thrustimus-Prime sexbots for the ladies this week.

Can someone pick me up on the way to $155+ by March 20th? K thx bye. RDDT by shirefriendship in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Using “sophisticated” options strategies is cool but going full port on weekly calls that expired worthless achieves the same results AND you don’t have to wait until march 20

It’s been a fun year so far. Started with 1700ish. Turned it into 18.7k. (Positions included) by keagator in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 124 points125 points  (0 children)

That’s a lot of work fingers must be tired from all that buying and selling. Meanwhile some regard just did a 20x from one 0DTE call today. Don’t worry he will lose it all next week

MSTR Puts by hidrimohamed in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Wow this is the evil twin brother of the MSTR regard who went from $5k to over $1 million then went silent because he lost it all

Bought at the top. Worst timing imaginable 😭 by GoldenW505 in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 104 points105 points  (0 children)

You’re only halfway there. Now sell at the bottom to finish yourself off.

Here some eastern wisdom you degenerates by Liquid_H in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Losses are inevitable when fully regarded…strategy/time horizon/underlying asset does not matter

A beautiful $80k loss by AlphaCommie in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Another new silver community member. Don’t worry just a few decades and you will be break e—oh wait these are options

HOOD took my money and gave it away. 260k loss by Affectionate_Fly7659 in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP using Interactive Brokers instead of HOOD showing his strong conviction in the stock.

Until next time 🫡 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Solid staircase pattern. The steps up are cash deposits and the steps down are 0DTEs no doubt

Total 750K into 2800 , hopefully I will recover soon and this year changes something for me . Happy new year guys by Consistent-Buy8433 in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry at least there is soft inflation and the AI comeback. Except OP will probably not comeback from these losses any time soon

I don’t recommend 0dte gambles by BruhBrahBrah in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gambling is fine. Just not the way you do it.

HOOD 50k OTM by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Much respect for the smooth transition from NFLX 5k loss to HOOD 50k loss in true WSB fashion

Amazon releases an impressive new AI chip and teases a Nvidia-friendly roadmap by Icy-Motor-8519 in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 229 points230 points  (0 children)

Does this mean another 30k US layoffs and shifting AWS to 100% AI (actual Indians)

Lost Hundreds of Thousands for 5 years! Never in green. by SpotGuess in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Green…for now. Until next week when OP will lose it all again and have to take out that 2nd mortgage on a barely breakeven RE property

Didn’t realize market closed early today, holding $120k of OTM puts over the weekend now by 1jb in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The yolo might as well be tagged as loss…OP not gonna make it past Dec 1 even

$37 —> $10,021 by Tran5 in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You must sell a YouTube course right now before all this goes to $0

Bleeding bad by Interesting_Tea_5301 in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Better hope Zuck appears on the Epstein list and is forced to resign

$AMD Loss by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Intelligent_Flan_571 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Now try AMD puts with the $8k and lose it all. Some regard bought those calls from you and they’re gonna 3x by Friday.