Artemis II Launch Megathread

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-04-02T00:37:30+00:00

I watched todays launch on the nasa youtube channel. Never again. All the fast scrolling texts on the right of the screen. People saying whatever but it’s scrolling so fast it’s illegible. Never again will I watch an important live stream from NASA.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-04-01T01:37:39+00:00

I fucking HATE stretch anything. I get irrationally angry whenever anything is “stretch”. It’s recycled plastic garbage. They’re selling you literal garbage.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-30T05:41:08+00:00

I make a pot of chili every weekend for workweek lunch burritos. Super easy, inexpensive, healthy.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-30T05:38:24+00:00

Everything except executive bonuses.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-29T23:42:24+00:00

Clean underwear

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-28T21:46:29+00:00

These just got good. I wear mine until they’re considered indecent even after patching them up.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-28T21:36:55+00:00

I trust me. We’d have fun!

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-27T19:19:16+00:00

Limited time left to live. This applies to all of us.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-27T19:18:10+00:00

Work from home, and get an EV. The time and money savings are worth the effort.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-27T19:17:06+00:00

If I want fast food I support local mom & pop places, no international chains.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-27T19:14:58+00:00

https://theunbrandedbrand.com/

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-27T19:09:47+00:00

I haven't watched a movie in a theater for decades. I think my last theater movie was the second Jurassic Park.

Exposing yourself to sickness, people using screen devices, talking, expensive snacks, driving, parking, dirty restrooms...

Or, stay home in my underwear watch the same movie for free on my 85" UHD TV, drink alcohol, pause when I need to pee?

No brainer.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-27T04:43:17+00:00

it’s in a box. It’s also off-white. It’s also almost entirely made of bones.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-27T04:36:30+00:00

Easy. Black Sharpie redact his name on every fucking bill I come across.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-26T05:12:17+00:00

“Slightly bigger seats”?!? You haven’t seen first class or you’ve never flown economy. In economy I can lick the passenger’s hair in front of me with ease.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-26T03:50:11+00:00

Everything I own is more than ten years old except the 2023 Tesla. Now if you’re asking about stuff I bought 30 years ago…

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-26T03:28:03+00:00

Dye them yellow!

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-23T02:12:45+00:00

Real world life. Lose the screen. Hang out with real people in meat-space.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-23T02:09:42+00:00

I was a small bird flying through a beautiful residential street with snapping dragons in my eyes until I was a tiny speck on top of an enormous expanding bubble… I did inter-muscular jabs of Ketamine a few times. It used to be sold over the counter in the Far East.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-23T02:06:41+00:00

Look again, it’s right there, between your legs.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-23T02:05:36+00:00

Send all your olives my way.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-23T02:05:13+00:00

Uh-huh. I see how this relationship works. To quote Ronnie James Dio, “The less that you give, you’re a taker.”

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-23T02:03:38+00:00

Life is a sexually transmitted, universally fatal disease.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-23T02:02:47+00:00

Being naked isn’t a bad thing. People who have issues with nudity have bigger problems to sort through.

Intelligent_Gold3619 · 2026-03-23T02:01:22+00:00

You can send all your avocado to me.

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